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29-01-2014, 04:21 PM
I Can't Believe People Actually Believe This Crap
A friend of mine who comes from a big time religious family posted this story on Facebook that has been circulating called "God Is My Engine". All the comments by Christians on the article are saying stuff like "Proof that God performs miracles!" and "See! Anything is possible with God!" I find this story so utterly ridiculous that it simply boggles my mind that Christians believe this story to be true. I mean, really, how desperate are they to prove that they are right that they have to resort to making up these incredibly ridiculous stories and try to pass them off as truth? Here is the story:

A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in...God. One day the captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops. He called the young man and said "Young man come here, take the key and go and park the Jeep in front."
The young man replied "I can not drive!"
The captain said "But then ask your God to assist you! Show us that he exists!"

The young man took the key and walked to the vehicle speaking in other tongues and praying ...He parks the jeep to the place PERFECTLY well as the captain wanted. The young man came out of the jeep and saw them all crying. They all said together "We
want to serve your God!" The young soldier was astonished, asked what was going on? THE CAPTAIN crying opened the hood of the jeep, showing the young man that the car had no engine.Then the boy said "See? This is the God I serve, THE GOD OF
POSSIBILITY, the God who gives life to what does not exist. He gives life to the dry bones. You may think there are things still impossible, BUT WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!"


Like I said, it boggles my mind that people actually believe this garbage.

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29-01-2014, 04:25 PM
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It's not belief so much as it's self-deception.

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29-01-2014, 04:29 PM
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lower the IQ, the higher the belief

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29-01-2014, 04:37 PM
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The most believable thing in that entire story is the young man saying "I can not drive!". Every other sentence is an obvious lie or fabrication.

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29-01-2014, 04:46 PM
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29-01-2014, 06:16 PM
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LOL, the story would be hilarious if they didnt add the part about there being no engine in the jeep.
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29-01-2014, 06:18 PM
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Also, if he didn't know how to drive, this probably happened:

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29-01-2014, 06:28 PM
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pffft, people can park cars without engines since the stone ages, basic technology!

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29-01-2014, 06:49 PM (This post was last modified: 29-01-2014 06:53 PM by sporehux.)
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So if I believe in god I can have an engineless car that never needs petrol(gas).
Sign me up. , just need to know which deity can cover the tires and brake pads.

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29-01-2014, 06:56 PM
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(29-01-2014 06:49 PM)sporehux Wrote:  So if I believe in god I can have an engineless car that never needs petrol(gas).
Sign me up. , just need to know which deity can cover the tires and brake pads.

I'm fairly sure Zeus does spark plugs and transmission mate Thumbsup

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