I DID NOT SEND PICTURES OF MY BALLS TO PEOPLE!
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11-02-2014, 09:26 PM
RE: I DID NOT SEND PICTURES OF MY BALLS TO PEOPLE!
(11-02-2014 09:24 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  guess what i got today in the mail

A PORTRAIT OF EARMUFFS' BALLS

I got something far better, the balls themselves. I had someone chop them off, put them on ice, and send them to me. I mounted them on my wall and I shampoo the pubic hair every day to keep them looking lovely. Blush

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11-02-2014, 09:28 PM
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(11-02-2014 09:26 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  I got something far better, the balls themselves. I had someone chop them off, put them on ice, and send them to me. I mounted them on my wall and I shampoo the pubic hair every day to keep them looking lovely. Blush

too far

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11-02-2014, 09:29 PM
RE: I DID NOT SEND PICTURES OF MY BALLS TO PEOPLE!
(11-02-2014 09:26 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  I got something far better, the balls themselves. I had someone chop them off, put them on ice, and send them to me. I mounted them on my wall and I shampoo the pubic hair every day to keep them looking lovely. Blush

I just listened to Ferdy read this comment for the first time, out loud.

She got as far as "I mounted them on my wall and I shamp ..... EWWWWWWWW". Laughat

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-02-2014, 09:30 PM
RE: I DID NOT SEND PICTURES OF MY BALLS TO PEOPLE!
(11-02-2014 09:29 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  I just listened to Ferdy read this comment for the first time, out loud.

She got as far as "I mounted them on my wall and I shamp ..... EWWWWWWWW". Laughat

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ya nasty
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11-02-2014, 09:32 PM
RE: I DID NOT SEND PICTURES OF MY BALLS TO PEOPLE!
(11-02-2014 09:30 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Confused

ya nasty

I haven't even started on what I do with them at night....... Evil_monster

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-02-2014, 09:33 PM
RE: I DID NOT SEND PICTURES OF MY BALLS TO PEOPLE!
(11-02-2014 09:32 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 09:30 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Confused

ya nasty

I haven't even started on what I do with them at night....... Evil_monster

I bet earmuffs feels violated whenever he reads this thread. Unsure
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11-02-2014, 09:37 PM
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Some of you seem awfully obsessed with Muff's pieces parts...js. Undecided

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11-02-2014, 09:38 PM
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(11-02-2014 09:37 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Some of you seem awfully obsessed with Muff's pieces parts...js. Undecided

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11-02-2014, 09:38 PM
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(11-02-2014 09:37 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Some of you seem awfully obsessed with Muff's pieces parts...js. Undecided

Hell yeah I am, there isn't a finer set of balls anywhere on Earth.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-02-2014, 09:42 PM
RE: I DID NOT SEND PICTURES OF MY BALLS TO PEOPLE!
(11-02-2014 09:38 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 09:37 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Some of you seem awfully obsessed with Muff's pieces parts...js. Undecided

Hell yeah I am, there isn't a finer set of balls anywhere on Earth.

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