I Don't Think I'm Jesus Christ
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22-12-2014, 04:53 PM
RE: I Don't Think I'm Jesus Christ
Oh...

Well, that's awkward.

My bad.

I guess I'll get out of your account now.

I need to find the real Edward's account because he is the second coming of DOG! And I must move through him.

Edward where are you?

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22-12-2014, 04:54 PM
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Oh, Dog.

You so crazy.

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22-12-2014, 04:55 PM
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I am not an animal.
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22-12-2014, 04:57 PM
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(22-12-2014 04:06 PM)Gordon Wrote:  ......following only the teachings of Jesus Christ as they are found in the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, the Gospel of Thomas, ..

You do realize that if you are basing your perspective on "the teachings of the gospels and jesus" that you are trying to do the impossible. Jesus never wrote down a single word, and the gospels were not written by whom or when you think, thus they are only hearsay based on the oral retelling of the oral retelling of the oral retelling of a really good fairy tale. SO how does one "follow the teaching of..." when you have no way in knowing what those alleged teachings are, if he said those things, who told the alleged story to who, who told it to who, who added to it, who changed it....even the gospels dont agree with each other and that has been broken down like a stack of dominoes over and over...so please help me understand...how does one "follow the teachings" of someone who never wrote down a single word, then after the period of awkward silence, communities wrote down stories under the names of mark matthew etc....pseudepigrapha by definition.

This is further complicated by the fact that no one who has ever written a word about jesus...knew him.

I am not poking at you, I am asking a serious question.

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22-12-2014, 04:58 PM
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(22-12-2014 04:49 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  I am Spartacus.

I didn't realize Eleanor was also Spartacus, (but I heard some rumors) Consider

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22-12-2014, 05:03 PM
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He's not the messiah...





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22-12-2014, 05:04 PM
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(22-12-2014 04:58 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(22-12-2014 04:49 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  I am Spartacus.

I didn't realize Eleanor was also Spartacus, (but I heard some rumors) Consider

I hate to write a post like this, because I'd rather just ignore it when people say it about me, but I also don't want the only thing out there to be the lies people say. I wan't at least one post that states my position on things.

I do not think I am Eleanor Roosevelt.
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22-12-2014, 05:04 PM
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(22-12-2014 04:06 PM)Gordon Wrote:  ......following only the teachings of Jesus Christ as they are found in the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, the Gospel of Thomas, ..

Wasn't the Gospel of Thomas the one where the apostles wanted Jebus to turn Mary Magdalene into a man so she could "fully enter into the mysteries".
That's not gay. Not at all.

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22-12-2014, 05:08 PM (This post was last modified: 22-12-2014 05:12 PM by goodwithoutgod.)
RE: I Don't Think I'm Jesus Christ
just gonna leave this here and tiptoe away....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_peo...o_be_Jesus

We just got to add Gordy to the list...

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22-12-2014, 05:09 PM
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(22-12-2014 04:55 PM)pablo Wrote:  I am not an animal.

Of course you're not big fella. Of course you're not.




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