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03-11-2011, 11:17 AM
I Love This Guy
Right. So I was talking to a kid I know that's a little younger than me. He was about to be confirmed in the catholic faith and asked his uncle to be a sponsor. For those of you that don't know, a sponsor is someone who guides you on your 'spiritual journey' to becoming a full member of the church. Anyway, this kid asks his uncle who says "This is what really happened" and hands him a copy of "A Brief History Of Time". I love this guy.
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03-11-2011, 11:35 AM
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That's awesome. I wish he was my uncle. Instead I have an uncle who thinks he is a warlock. That's right. A warlock.

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03-11-2011, 11:47 AM
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(03-11-2011 11:35 AM)lucradis Wrote:  That's awesome. I wish he was my uncle. Instead I have an uncle who thinks he is a warlock. That's right. A warlock.

What in the hell makes him think he's a warlock?

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03-11-2011, 11:52 AM
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Probably the fact that he can do magic and fly and turn into animals and cool stuff like that :/. I assume he went insane when his hair went grey. He was always the odd one. Also a bit of a liar. Now he just creeps me out and makes me glad we're on opposite sides of the country lol.

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03-11-2011, 03:15 PM
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I want a warlock uncle. He sounds like he could provide hours of entertainment.

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04-11-2011, 08:58 AM
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Warlock uncles do have a tendency to go a bit power crazy and become oppressive dictators. They're really like hyperactive kids when that happens though.
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04-11-2011, 09:24 AM
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(04-11-2011 08:58 AM)KnuckleTurtle Wrote:  Warlock uncles do have a tendency to go a bit power crazy and become oppressive dictators. They're really like hyperactive kids when that happens though.

I think that only happens if you feed them after midnight.

Also, keep them out of the direct sunlight- it kills them. And avoid water, that makes them multiply.

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