I Talked with Mormons for 2 Hours...(very long)
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31-07-2017, 11:10 AM
RE: I Talked with Mormons for 2 Hours...(very long)
(31-07-2017 10:06 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You mentioned asking about the fact that horses, cows and other farm animals were not in the Americas 2000 years ago. Did you also ask about the fact that BoM claims that American Indians are the decendents of the Jews who left Jerusalem in 621 BC and came to America. But all DNA evidence shows the Jews and Indians have no genetic connection whatsoever? This is a nice question to ask. Evil_monster
I asked if the Americas were already inhabited and they said yes, so I assumed that meant the Lehites and Indians weren't related. Still stupid, but slightly less so.
(31-07-2017 10:25 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Were you stoned? I hope you were stoned.
Maybe I would have been if they were more fundamentalist. Dodgy


Anyway, I'm seeing them again in about an hour. And I just read the part of the BoM where it says the unbelievers were cursed by having their skin darkened. Gasp



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31-07-2017, 11:17 AM
RE: I Talked with Mormons for 2 Hours...(very long)
(31-07-2017 11:10 AM)TSG Wrote:  
(31-07-2017 10:06 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You mentioned asking about the fact that horses, cows and other farm animals were not in the Americas 2000 years ago. Did you also ask about the fact that BoM claims that American Indians are the decendents of the Jews who left Jerusalem in 621 BC and came to America. But all DNA evidence shows the Jews and Indians have no genetic connection whatsoever? This is a nice question to ask. Evil_monster
I asked if the Americas were already inhabited and they said yes, so I assumed that meant the Lehites and Indians weren't related. Still stupid, but slightly less so.
(31-07-2017 10:25 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Were you stoned? I hope you were stoned.
Maybe I would have been if they were more fundamentalist. Dodgy


Anyway, I'm seeing them again in about an hour. And I just read the part of the BoM where it says the unbelievers were cursed by having their skin darkened. Gasp


You might want to scan this post by Goodwithoutgod, who is a poster here from time to time.

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ead?page=2

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
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Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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31-07-2017, 11:52 AM
RE: I Talked with Mormons for 2 Hours...(very long)
(31-07-2017 11:10 AM)TSG Wrote:  Anyway, I'm seeing them again in about an hour. And I just read the part of the BoM where it says the unbelievers were cursed by having their skin darkened. Gasp

Offer them some Mormon tea. They don't drink caffeine but they drink ephedra tea. That shit'll fuck you up worse than caffeine. FDA pulled it off the shelves for a while. Weed too, no prohibition against weed. You know Joseph Smith was high as fuck when he saw the angel Moronium.

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31-07-2017, 02:09 PM
RE: I Talked with Mormons for 2 Hours...(very long)
Meh. The sequels are never as good.

They got me that Spanish BoM, And a handy omnibus of Mormon scripture, but the conversation only lasted an hour and a half.

It got deep and philosophical on topics of prayer and miracles, which ate up a lot of the question time, and they had to go. At least, I hope that I didn't scare them away after we started talking about faith as a reason to believe. It's a possibility. They didn't offer to pray and didn't try to set a new appointment, but that might have been since I warned them their chances of converting me were slim. I have a tendency to think social interactions go worse than they actually do, so it may be nothing. They said they would still answer any future questions, after all. Either way, FREE STUFF!

I might type up some more detail about it tomorrow, but now I'm tired and working off my phone's data.

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31-07-2017, 02:41 PM
RE: I Talked with Mormons for 2 Hours...(very long)
(31-07-2017 02:09 PM)TSG Wrote:  Meh. The sequels are never as good.

They got me that Spanish BoM, And a handy omnibus of Mormon scripture, but the conversation only lasted an hour and a half.

It got deep and philosophical on topics of prayer and miracles, which ate up a lot of the question time, and they had to go. At least, I hope that I didn't scare them away after we started talking about faith as a reason to believe. It's a possibility. They didn't offer to pray and didn't try to set a new appointment, but that might have been since I warned them their chances of converting me were slim. I have a tendency to think social interactions go worse than they actually do, so it may be nothing. They said they would still answer any future questions, after all. Either way, FREE STUFF!

I might type up some more detail about it tomorrow, but now I'm tired and working off my phone's data.

Good luck. Don't forget to bring a black metal album to scare them away if they get too close.

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10-09-2017, 12:59 PM
RE: I Talked with Mormons for 2 Hours...(very long)
UPDATE: I adapted this experience into my college application essay.

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10-09-2017, 01:07 PM (This post was last modified: 10-09-2017 01:10 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(10-09-2017 12:59 PM)TSG Wrote:  UPDATE: I adapted this experience into my college application essay.

That's very resourceful of you, young man. Thumbsup

The Mormons almost got me some 30 years ago. They came to my house every week for a month or so. When I finally got around to asking them how this polygamy tihng worked they said, "Oh, we don't do that anymore." I went ballistic. "Jesus Christ! I just assumed that me giving up the booze and tobacco was in exchange for more pussy. Get the fuck out of my house!" ... Nice people, though. At least the ones I know.

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10-09-2017, 01:16 PM
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The only good reason to talk to a Mormon for that long is to get on the receiving end of a (supposedly) virginity saving blowjob.
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10-09-2017, 01:19 PM
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(10-09-2017 01:16 PM)ImFred Wrote:  The only good reason to talk to a Mormon for that long is to get on the receiving end of a (supposedly) virginity saving blowjob.

That didn't even occur to me. I don't think they send the womenfolk out house-to-house, but had I different sexual proclivities? They were very attractive, well-groomed and nicely dressed young men.

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10-09-2017, 01:28 PM
RE: I Talked with Mormons for 2 Hours...(very long)
A mouth's a mouth.
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