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26-07-2013, 09:33 PM
I Thought Her Period Was Fun!
Welcome to Stupidville. Population: This guy, Richard Neill from the UK.

Bodyform is a British based manufacturer of feminine hygiene products, in particular menstruation pads. Bodyform has run a number of television ads featuring women having fun and demonstrations of how absorbent Bodyform's pads are using blue liquid.

Well, Mr. Neill watched these ads, and made the assumption that a woman's menstrual periods were a lot of fun and looked forward to enjoying the experience with women in the forms shown in Bodyform's TV ads.

That all ended when Mr Neill began living with a girlfriend of his and saw firsthand what menstruation was. It prompted him to write the following response of outrage about Bodyform's disingenuous ad campaigns for their products on Bodyform's Facebook page.

Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger.

In a rare public demonstration of corporate wit, the CEO of Bodyform, Caroline Williams made this video response for for Mr. Neill.




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26-07-2013, 09:37 PM
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I learned in kindergarten boys are dumb. I was right.


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26-07-2013, 09:42 PM
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(26-07-2013 09:33 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Welcome to Stupidville. Population: This guy, Richard Neill from the UK.

Bodyform is a British based manufacturer of feminine hygiene products, in particular menstruation pads. Bodyform has run a number of television ads featuring women having fun and demonstrations of how absorbent Bodyform's pads are using blue liquid.

Well, Mr. Neill watched these ads, and made the assumption that a woman's menstrual periods were a lot of fun and looked forward to enjoying the experience with women in the forms shown in Bodyform's TV ads.

That all ended when Mr Neill began living with a girlfriend of his and saw firsthand what menstruation was. It prompted him to write the following response of outrage about Bodyform's disingenuous ad campaigns for their products on Bodyform's Facebook page.

Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger.

In a rare public demonstration of corporate wit, the CEO of Bodyform, Caroline Williams made this video response for for Mr. Neill.




What a hoot. She was awesome.

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26-07-2013, 10:10 PM
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I loved the snapping of the pencil.

Brit humour at its finest (from both parties).

And a fart-joke too.

Excellent.

Thanks, Carlo.

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26-07-2013, 11:31 PM
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That was bloody brilliant.

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26-07-2013, 11:58 PM
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Marketing FTW. Thumbsup

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27-07-2013, 01:11 AM
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(26-07-2013 11:31 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  That was bloody brilliant.

Eeeewwwwww........MUFFS!!!!!

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27-07-2013, 01:36 AM
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Well, that was about the funniest response by a cooperation ever. Kudos Tongue

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27-07-2013, 06:20 AM
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Incredible. When she farted, I almost choked on air, it was that funny. Bravo, bravo, this is a real CEO.

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27-07-2013, 06:27 AM
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(26-07-2013 09:33 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Welcome to Stupidville. Population: This guy, Richard Neill from the UK.

I hope you don't think he was being serious... if you do, I think you might belong in this Stupidville yourself.

Anyway, I saw this last week. Hilarious.

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