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05-06-2015, 12:32 PM
RE: I am a dad!
Congtats, have one of these.....

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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05-06-2015, 12:45 PM
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(04-06-2015 07:35 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  My cat had a kitten! Named her sol.

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05-06-2015, 09:02 PM
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It is never to early to teach them to just say no to 'nip.

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05-06-2015, 10:26 PM
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Only one ? Congrats BTW ! But, only one ? Mine had 4 back in March. And I can't claim any of them on my tax return. Moochers...all of them...sponging off of the Drake. Lucky for them, they're cute.

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07-06-2015, 07:49 PM
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(05-06-2015 10:26 PM)The Drake Wrote:  Only one ? Congrats BTW ! But, only one ? Mine had 4 back in March. And I can't claim any of them on my tax return. Moochers...all of them...sponging off of the Drake. Lucky for them, they're cute.

My cat is only 2 and she is small.

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07-06-2015, 08:45 PM
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So, will you have her spayed now?

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07-06-2015, 08:48 PM
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I hope mother and baby are doing well.

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13-06-2015, 06:12 AM
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Kitten opened his eyes today. The first thing he saw was me.

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13-06-2015, 09:35 AM
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Pictures!!!!!!

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13-06-2015, 09:41 AM
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(13-06-2015 06:12 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Kitten opened his eyes today. The first thing he saw was me.


Sorry to have to tell you, Zeke... But cats don't imprint like geese.

You're dreams of being the cat version of Konrad Lorenz will never be fulfilled.

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