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13-06-2015, 04:25 PM
RE: I am a dad!
(13-06-2015 09:41 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(13-06-2015 06:12 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Kitten opened his eyes today. The first thing he saw was me.


Sorry to have to tell you, Zeke... But cats don't imprint like geese.

You're dreams of being the cat version of Konrad Lorenz will never be fulfilled.

I know that free, but i was the first one he saw.[/u]

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13-06-2015, 04:30 PM
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Do you not know how the Internet works? How the fuck can you call yourself a cat-dad when you haven't posted any pictures of the beasts yet?
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13-06-2015, 06:48 PM
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(04-06-2015 07:35 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  My cat had a kitten! Named her sol.

Evolution has been officially falsified. Laugh out load


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13-06-2015, 07:13 PM
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(13-06-2015 06:48 PM)TheBear Wrote:  
(04-06-2015 07:35 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  My cat had a kitten! Named her sol.

Evolution has been officially falsified. Laugh out load


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13-06-2015, 07:27 PM
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I was going to saw bon appetit but you can't eat cat, that would be cruel.

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13-06-2015, 07:31 PM
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(13-06-2015 07:27 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  I was going to saw bon appetit but you can't eat cat, that would be cruel.

Tell that to Asia.

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13-06-2015, 07:51 PM
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(13-06-2015 04:30 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Do you not know how the Internet works? How the fuck can you call yourself a cat-dad when you haven't posted any pictures of the beasts yet?

Exactly. Every cat must have his picture posted somewhere or the internet will shrivel up.

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