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23-07-2015, 11:05 PM
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Consider yeh, my post was probably tmi Blush

My mental faculties are still a bit dull

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23-07-2015, 11:24 PM
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Heh, somehow I missed the "buck naked" part. Had to go back and re-read. "TMI? What? ... Oohhhhh."

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23-07-2015, 11:35 PM
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I'm so glad I don't do hangovers any more. Best wishes to them who are.
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24-07-2015, 12:00 AM
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(23-07-2015 11:05 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Consider yeh, my post was probably tmi Blush

My mental faculties are still a bit dull

Eh, frankly, I prefer too much information to not enough... Just sayin'.

Edit: forgot to mention that nudity is among my favorite things in life so...

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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24-07-2015, 03:27 AM
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Safely back in my hotel room. I have to be up in 3.5 whores to get tithe airport. But I made some new friends and hadji ode time so it is all good. I thin I will be taking a break f n the alcohol for the next month to let my liver rest thiugh.... Ugh.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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24-07-2015, 07:32 AM
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(24-07-2015 03:27 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Safely back in my hotel room. I have to be up in 3.5 whores to get tithe airport. But I made some new friends and hadji ode time so it is all good. I thin I will be taking a break f n the alcohol for the next month to let my liver rest thiugh.... Ugh.

Go home - you're drunk. Smile

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24-07-2015, 10:17 AM
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Stop it penis. I have a very attractive co-worker that is apparently a Crazy Christian.

She posted this video on her fb:



My penis is telling me to try to keep pursing but my brain it tell me to "STAHP". You're wondering why this is here? I am a little tispy right now.

Btw this little fuck nut has a fucking annoying ass voice. She doesn't even sound convinced of her shit.

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24-07-2015, 10:27 AM
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(24-07-2015 10:17 AM)HappyTiger Wrote:  Stop it penis. I have a very attractive co-worker that is apparently a Crazy Christian.

She posted this video on her fb:



My penis is telling me to try to keep pursing but my brain it tell me to "STAHP". You're wondering why this is here? I am a little tispy right now.

Btw this little fuck nut has a fucking annoying ass voice. She doesn't even sound convinced of her shit.

What a dunce. Thomas Jefferson literally cut up the Bible, and rearranged and changed the verses he didn't like or thought fit.

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24-07-2015, 10:46 AM
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(24-07-2015 10:17 AM)HappyTiger Wrote:  Stop it penis. I have a very attractive co-worker that is apparently a Crazy Christian.

She posted this video on her fb:



My penis is telling me to try to keep pursing but my brain it tell me to "STAHP". You're wondering why this is here? I am a little tispy right now.

Btw this little fuck nut has a fucking annoying ass voice. She doesn't even sound convinced of her shit.

I hear ya. Run very far away. At this point, drunk is the only way something will happen between me and the DILF at work. Turns out he's more of a conservative Christian than I initially thought. And the super hot tech that was formerly a biomedical engineer? Super Jew - could have his own costume with tights and a J on his chest - more stuff on his page than most of my Christian friends. The things you learn from Facebook...

Bleh. And I'm still hungover.

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24-07-2015, 10:51 AM
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(24-07-2015 03:27 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Safely back in my hotel room. I have to be up in 3.5 whores to get tithe airport. But I made some new friends and hadji ode time so it is all good. I thin I will be taking a break f n the alcohol for the next month to let my liver rest thiugh.... Ugh.

3.5 whores Laugh out load
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