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15-09-2015, 04:14 PM
RE: I am making fun of Athiests
(15-09-2015 02:00 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Thread moved.

Sorry I meant to this earlier and completely forgot.

Totally didn't belong in the "science" section.

yabut, he did say that science has proven the miracles so that's science, right? And satellite images are pretty sciency... and space objects and mutations... it's all science!

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15-09-2015, 04:19 PM
RE: I am making fun of Athiests
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15-09-2015, 04:38 PM
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Yabut what the fuck is or are athiests Consider

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15-09-2015, 04:42 PM
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A boat-like shape in a mountain, you say? Well, I'm certainly convinced. Time to put my Cosmos DVD set in the microwave and burn my copy of The God Delusion, I guess.

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15-09-2015, 04:50 PM
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(15-09-2015 03:50 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(15-09-2015 03:34 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Two hours have passed. It was a drive by.

Didn't take two hours to see that. Dodgy

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15-09-2015, 06:04 PM
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ahhhhhhhhhhhh just as I guessed, another gutless, clueless drive-by theist who lacks the intellect, knowledge or ability to substantiate his worldview....why am I not surprised. Perhaps I pounced on the new toy too quickly Unsure

nah.


next......

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15-09-2015, 06:05 PM
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You're not very good at it.

Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.

A minister, a priest, a rabbi, and an atheist meet in a bar at 10:00 a.m. The bartender asks the minister what he’ll have, and the minister orders a martini. The priest also orders a martini, as does the rabbi. When the bartender asks the atheist what he wants, the atheist says he'd like a cup of coffee. “Why aren’t you having a martini like those guys?” asks the bartender. “Oh,” says the atheist, “I don’t believe in martinis before lunch.”

Why does an atheist wear red suspenders?
To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture.

A Jew, A Catholic, and an atheist are rowing in Lake Erie when their boat springs a huge leak. The Jew looks skyward, and says “Oh, Adonai, if you save me, I promise I’ll sail to Israel and spend the rest of my days trying to reclaim the land you gave us.” The Catholic looks skyward, and says, “Oh, Jesus, if you save me, I promise I’ll fly to the Vatican and spend the rest of my days singing your praises.” The atheist says, “Oh, guys, if you pass me that one life preserver, I promise I’ll swim to Cleveland.” “And how will you spend the rest of your days?” the Jew and the Catholic ask. “Well,” says the atheist, “I’m not sure, but I can tell you one thing: I’ll never go rowing with other atheists.”

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

An atheist goes to a Christian psychiatrist, who hands her an inkblot and says, “Tell me what you see.” The atheist says, “I see Jesus on the cross.” The psychiatrist hands her a second inkblot, and says, “Now tell me what you see.” The atheist says, “I still see Jesus on the cross.” The psychiatrist hands her a third inkblot, and says, “What do you see now?” The atheist says, “It’s Jesus on the cross again.” The psychiatrist says, “Hmmm. Obviously you’ve got Jesus on the brain.” The atheist replies, “Me? I only read the captions you wrote.”

Atheist: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.

How can you tell if an atheist lives in your refrigerator?
You find a copy of The God Delusion hidden in the cream cheese.

An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.” The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. “What about your third wish?” asks the genie. “Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. “What’s wrong?” asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”

Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, “Can you believe the way this guy tastes?”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.

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15-09-2015, 06:18 PM
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Now that's what you do with a bullshit thread. Laugh out load

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15-09-2015, 07:34 PM
RE: I am making fun of Athiests
(15-09-2015 01:13 PM)trevor_jennings Wrote:  Did you know that the world/universe is way to complex to not have a creator. And now to the science which has actually proven that the epic miracles of the bible happened. Look at the Mountains of Ararat in Turkey. A satellite image has shown that a big boat like shape is actually in the mountain. Where did Noahs ark land. according to the bible they landed in the Mountains of Ararat.

Now to what you guys would call ¨The Big Bang Theory¨ about 1 star or 1 big object in space blows up to create such a magnificent universe, but how did that one space object come into place??? God.

Evolution?? No. Adaptations are real. Mutations in genes are real, but the fact that one creature can turn into one other creature out of no where is NOT proven. Nor will it ever be proven. Charles Darwin the person who thought up evolution even admitted that he was wrong. So to all you atheists have a nice day and god bless.

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15-09-2015, 08:17 PM
RE: I am making fun of Athiests
(15-09-2015 04:19 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Dear Trevor,

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