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30-08-2013, 12:48 PM
I am no longer an Atheist
Until mere moments ago, I was an Atheistic Agnostic, but I know know the truth. There can be no hope for those who don't believe in the one true God, and he knows all. Repent and join, I beg of you. He loves all of you, and yet he remains outside of the sight of science. He transcends all of your human understandings, so please try to stop with the scientific thought. I learned the truth because he appeared before me, and I was touched by him. I was touched by him and his noodly appendage. Ra'men.




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30-08-2013, 01:20 PM
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Ah, brother and/or sister, have you been led to the Truth? Welcome. Tell me, friend, have you been led to the true sect, the Reformed Church of Alfredo? Or, did those Marinarists get to you first?

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30-08-2013, 01:23 PM
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(30-08-2013 01:20 PM)I Am Wrote:  Ah, brother and/or sister, have you been led to the Truth? Welcome. Tell me, friend, have you been led to the true sect, the Reformed Church of Alfredo? Or, did those Marinarists get to you first?

Surely you jest! The Parmesanian sect has shown me the light. Bowing

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30-08-2013, 01:26 PM
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(30-08-2013 01:23 PM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  
(30-08-2013 01:20 PM)I Am Wrote:  Ah, brother and/or sister, have you been led to the Truth? Welcome. Tell me, friend, have you been led to the true sect, the Reformed Church of Alfredo? Or, did those Marinarists get to you first?

Surely you jest! The Parmesanian sect has shown me the light. Bowing

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30-08-2013, 01:30 PM
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We Dudeists accept all sects of pastafarianism. Fuck it. We accept whatever, so long as you bring a joint when you come to tell us about it.

Just don't expect us to believe a fuckin word you say.

Abide.

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30-08-2013, 01:46 PM
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Yay, and we are all connected by his noodly appendage!

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30-08-2013, 01:50 PM
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You guys are idiots.

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30-08-2013, 01:56 PM
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(30-08-2013 01:50 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  You guys are idiots.

"Those who worship anything but the Soiled Sock underneath DemonicLemon's Bed is a fool who deserves eternal judgement." -Testy Cull 2:15

All worshipers of said sock are as unclean as their idol. I will boil water for seven minutes in your name. Do the same with me, add Pasta, and be fed!

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30-08-2013, 02:06 PM
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(30-08-2013 01:56 PM)I Am Wrote:  
(30-08-2013 01:50 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  You guys are idiots.

"Those who worship anything but the Soiled Sock underneath DemonicLemon's Bed is a fool who deserves eternal judgement." -Testy Cull 2:15

All worshipers of said sock are as unclean as their idol. I will boil water for seven minutes in your name. Do the same with me, add Pasta, and be fed!

I shall boil Fettuccine in the name of his noodly omnipotence!

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30-08-2013, 02:14 PM
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Heathen wops Dodgy

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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