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30-08-2013, 02:28 PM
RE: I am no longer an Atheist
Blasphemy!

"Those who insult the Sock are just deceivers of his holiness!" -Stare Eyo 7:01
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30-08-2013, 02:39 PM
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What we need is war.

It can't be a religion without bloodshed, without the self sacrifice of martyrdom.

We need to fight over something.
Maybe we kill each other over the flavour of sauce that the pasta lord bathes in.
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30-08-2013, 02:40 PM
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(30-08-2013 02:39 PM)Stevil Wrote:  What we need is war.

It can't be a religion without bloodshed, without the self sacrifice of martyrdom.

We need to fight over something.
Maybe we kill each other over the flavour of sauce that the pasta lord bathes in.

Ok so Holy war it is. Next thursday good for everyone?

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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30-08-2013, 02:47 PM
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For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
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30-08-2013, 02:49 PM
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I know MY holey Sock will be victorious!

Firstly, you must battle me before you can determine whose god has the larger dick. If you win, THEN you can determine how to worship!

Who is with me?!
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30-08-2013, 03:13 PM
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(30-08-2013 01:30 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  We Dudeists accept all sects of pastafarianism. Fuck it. We accept whatever, so long as you bring a joint when you come to tell us about it.

Just don't expect us to believe a fuckin word you say.

Abide.

All sects are welcome as long as the peaceful herb is shared among willing partakers.

And if your peaceful herb is more powerful or more bountiful than the herb I have been blessed with, we will toss this herb into the sauce and make a great meal for all nations to peacefully enjoy.

There will be no more talk of war until we have eaten. And taken a short nap.
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30-08-2013, 11:36 PM
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I love a buttery noodle.
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31-08-2013, 12:00 AM
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(30-08-2013 12:48 PM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  Until mere moments ago, I was an Atheistic Agnostic, but I know know the truth. There can be no hope for those who don't believe in the one true God, and he knows all. Repent and join, I beg of you. He loves all of you, and yet he remains outside of the sight of science. He transcends all of your human understandings, so please try to stop with the scientific thought. I learned the truth because he appeared before me, and I was touched by him. I was touched by him and his noodly appendage. Ra'men.




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Tongue (gotcha, didn't I?)

Yea, for verily, I say unto thee, thou shalt receive the Golden Collander award for 2013, for this noodling about.

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Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music - Friedrich Nietzsche
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31-08-2013, 01:06 AM
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(31-08-2013 12:00 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Yea, for verily, I say unto thee, thou shalt receive the Golden Collander award for 2013, for this noodling about.

Ooooh! That joke was strained!

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31-08-2013, 01:56 AM
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That ancient religion? I'll stick to following the Space Butterfly.

"Allow there to be a spectrum in all that you see" - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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