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01-09-2013, 05:53 AM
RE: I am no longer an Atheist
He forgot that the pasta is always overcooked and there is no parmesan, only Limburger.

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01-09-2013, 06:19 AM
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I have coeliac disease and can only eat gluten free pasta. Does his make me a heretic?
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01-09-2013, 08:14 AM
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(01-09-2013 06:19 AM)Elder Cunningham Wrote:  I have coeliac disease and can only eat gluten free pasta. Does his make me a heretic?

Yes. It's analogous to being gay to christians. It may not be natural for you, it may even be harmful, but you gotta eat the goddamn pasta anyway, because they say so.

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01-09-2013, 10:02 AM
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(01-09-2013 06:19 AM)Elder Cunningham Wrote:  I have coeliac disease and can only eat gluten free pasta. Does his make me a heretic?

Neh, it's like a child or an alcoholic who can't drink wine in church.
It's all about the ceremony.

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01-09-2013, 10:08 AM
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On a similar topic...

Are the catholic wafers gluten-free?

Or is that not relevant as they are transformed into man-flesh?

I am gluten intolerant too. I eat rice-noodles and not wheat-noodles which are much more widely available over here.

Please don't mention this to my church of FSM leaders. I fear excommunication.

Thanks.

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01-09-2013, 10:18 AM
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(01-09-2013 10:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  On a similar topic...

Are the catholic wafers gluten-free?

Or is that not relevant as they are transformed into man-flesh?

I am gluten intolerant too. I eat rice-noodles and not wheat-noodles which are much more widely available over here.

Please don't mention this to my church of FSM leaders. I fear excommunication.

Thanks.

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01-09-2013, 10:24 AM
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(01-09-2013 10:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  On a similar topic...

Are the catholic wafers gluten-free?

Or is that not relevant as they are transformed into man-flesh?

I am gluten intolerant too. I eat rice-noodles and not wheat-noodles which are much more widely available over here.

Please don't mention this to my church of FSM leaders. I fear excommunication.

Thanks.

The church of the FSm does not excommunicate once one has boiled with our lord always in water shall they be. Ramen.

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01-09-2013, 05:26 PM
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So many good ideas, none from the book.
Guess that means we just started our own denomination.
We shall go to an ancient city, claim a bit for ourselves and call it the Pastican.
We shall elect a leader.
If none is elected, overcooked remains will be poured out.
And when I AM elected FSM's chef on earth I will take the guilded pot off the fire just in time for Al Dente and we will feed all that are hungry.

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13-10-2013, 07:50 PM
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(01-09-2013 10:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  On a similar topic...

Are the catholic wafers gluten-free?

Or is that not relevant as they are transformed into man-flesh?

I am gluten intolerant too. I eat rice-noodles and not wheat-noodles which are much more widely available over here.

Please don't mention this to my church of FSM leaders. I fear excommunication.

Thanks.

Catholic Churches have special batches of gluten-free wafers. Gluten intolerant people can get little white plastic crosses to show the priest.
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14-10-2013, 12:23 AM
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(13-10-2013 07:50 PM)Kilgore Trout Wrote:  
(01-09-2013 10:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  On a similar topic...

Are the catholic wafers gluten-free?
...

Catholic Churches have special batches of gluten-free wafers. Gluten intolerant people can get little white plastic crosses to show the priest.

Well, I'm impressed that the christians can tolerate intolerance.

Ramen.

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