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20-06-2017, 09:13 AM
I am now a Christian
I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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20-06-2017, 09:20 AM
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Been there, done that, got the T-shirt Rolleyes

(30-01-2013 10:01 AM)Vera Wrote:  God is not like "any other human". And words like immorality mean nothing when applied to Him. He said that we shouldn't judge others, what makes you think we can judge Him?

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20-06-2017, 09:23 AM
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(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

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20-06-2017, 09:23 AM
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Drinking Beverage


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-06-2017, 09:24 AM
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I don't believe you. Let's see some evidence. Tongue
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20-06-2017, 09:49 AM
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20-06-2017, 10:38 AM
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(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

Hail to the prophet! What must I do to be like you?

We'll love you just the way you are
If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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20-06-2017, 10:47 AM
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(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

Tried to come up with something witty but this is the best I could do:

Crickets


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20-06-2017, 11:32 AM
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No dummy, it's APRIL Fool's Day, not June Fool's Day.
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20-06-2017, 11:52 AM
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Proof you need, heathens? You need to have some faith and you will see the greatness and power of God the almighty!
He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.
I am enlightened and I have turned my back at the wicked heathen's lifestyle.

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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