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20-06-2017, 11:58 AM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 11:52 AM)Leerob Wrote:  Proof you need, heathens? You need to have some faith and you will see the greatness and power of God the almighty!
He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.
I am enlightened and I have turned my back at the wicked heathen's lifestyle.

Ok.

Drinking Beverage


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-06-2017, 11:59 AM
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(20-06-2017 11:52 AM)Leerob Wrote:  He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.

Sounds dirty

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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20-06-2017, 12:05 PM
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(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

That would be the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage. Do please try to keep your deities straight.
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20-06-2017, 12:05 PM
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(20-06-2017 11:59 AM)Losty Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 11:52 AM)Leerob Wrote:  He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.

Sounds dirty

I used to know someone (well, I still do know them) who claimed to have sex with angels/ghosts...

They later claimed they astrallly raped by another friend's husband and that he was a demon.

After that we kinda stopped talking.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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20-06-2017, 12:10 PM
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1/10. Wouldn't troll again.



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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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20-06-2017, 12:21 PM
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(20-06-2017 11:52 AM)Leerob Wrote:  He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.
Did you check to see where your own hands were at the time?
Perhaps you mistook your own hands for those of Jesus.
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20-06-2017, 12:22 PM
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Quote:He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.

Sounds more like Trump..... or Bill Cosby.

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20-06-2017, 12:41 PM
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u wot

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20-06-2017, 12:45 PM
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Sure Drinking Beverage and I'm an anti-theist now.

Need to think of a witty signature.
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20-06-2017, 12:55 PM
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Can I be an ancient Egyptian? Shy
They had a shitload of gods and I like then all.

At least, their gods actually made sense. Dodgy

A new type of thinking is essential if mankind is to survive and move to higher levels. ~ Albert Einstein
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