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20-06-2017, 12:56 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 12:05 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I used to know someone (well, I still do know them) who claimed to have sex with angels/ghosts...

They later claimed they astrallly raped by another friend's husband and that he was a demon.

After that we kinda stopped talking.

I've heard of some real kinky sexual fantasies, but really, this is a teeny weenie (geddid? Rolleyes ) bit too much.

Not that *I* am one to talk about weird supernatural sexual fantasies, really... People translating shit in glass houses, shouldn't really throw stones. Just faeces, when it gets to be too much, I guess Weeping

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20-06-2017, 01:05 PM
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(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

You’re bored aren’t you? Consider

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20-06-2017, 01:15 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

Cool.

I'll PM you on where to send your tithe.

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20-06-2017, 01:17 PM
I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 11:59 AM)Losty Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 11:52 AM)Leerob Wrote:  He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.

Sounds dirty


Oh ya. We want details of this part! Did he have a noodly appendage?


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20-06-2017, 01:25 PM
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"Peoples is peoples."

Whatever makes life easier for you, LeeRob.

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20-06-2017, 01:29 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 12:05 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 11:59 AM)Losty Wrote:  Sounds dirty

I used to know someone (well, I still do know them) who claimed to have sex with angels/ghosts...

They later claimed they astrallly raped by another friend's husband and that he was a demon.

After that we kinda stopped talking.

We need to find you some new acquaintances, Mom.

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20-06-2017, 02:20 PM
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(20-06-2017 01:25 PM)Jeanne Wrote:  Whatever makes life easier for you, LeeRob.
God can make your life easier too, my blessed friend.

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20-06-2017, 02:23 PM
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(20-06-2017 01:05 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

You’re bored aren’t you? Consider

You aren't taking me serious. I just found God's wonderful kingdom, and you think I am bored. Hell yeah am I bored. But doesn't mean that God isn't great!

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20-06-2017, 02:48 PM
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(20-06-2017 02:23 PM)Leerob Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 01:05 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  You’re bored aren’t you? Consider

You aren't taking me serious. I just found God's wonderful kingdom, and you think I am bored. Hell yeah am I bored. But doesn't mean that God isn't great!

I really can't take this seriously. You'll need to try much harder. Drinking Beverage

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20-06-2017, 03:25 PM
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(20-06-2017 02:48 PM)Chas Wrote:  I really can't take this seriously. You'll need to try much harder. Drinking Beverage
If God isn't real then who is preventing the Australians to fall off the bottom of the earth?
Checkmate Atheists!

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