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20-06-2017, 03:41 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 03:25 PM)Leerob Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 02:48 PM)Chas Wrote:  I really can't take this seriously. You'll need to try much harder. Drinking Beverage
If God isn't real then who is preventing the Australians to fall off the bottom of the earth?
Checkmate Atheists!

There are Christians who have said as stupid things. Consider

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20-06-2017, 03:43 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 03:25 PM)Leerob Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 02:48 PM)Chas Wrote:  I really can't take this seriously. You'll need to try much harder. Drinking Beverage
If God isn't real then who is preventing the Australians to fall off the bottom of the earth?
Checkmate Atheists!

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Well fuck, she got us there. Angel

No big whoop - I'm willing to bet Hell is probably no hotter than it is outside my backdoor right now. Dodgy

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20-06-2017, 04:13 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
I know what this is...

Leerob is suffering Troll withdrawal.

I checked the ban log, and there hasn't been a ban since June 4th.

Leerob may only be the first of us to exhibit the symptoms but if we don't get a new troll in here, we may all start to turn against ourselves. Sadcryface

Earmuffs might start complimenting people, jennybee might start telling people to fuck-off and HoC 's posts might start making sense! Look...everyone...listen to me...read every post carefully... look for the warning signs....

... haven't you noticed so many old members suddenly popping back in to the forum? Are dead forum members suddenly now coming to life??

Oh god... oh shit I just said god, am I infected? Oh Christ I hope not.

Oh fuck I just did it again...

Good luck to you all, I am away to my cabin in the woods to fornicate with the animals, and drink their juices ( possibly plants too...never met a melon I didn't like Tongue )

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20-06-2017, 04:17 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
As in, your last name is "Christian"?

Someone hacked her account?
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20-06-2017, 04:44 PM (This post was last modified: 20-06-2017 04:53 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

How will you decide which brand to adopt ?
There are 35,000 choices.
eeny meeny miny moe ?
catching Jebus by his toe ...

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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20-06-2017, 05:55 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 04:13 PM)unsapien Wrote:  Leerob is suffering Troll withdrawal.
I found religion and you call it a troll. I feel offended!
The devil has led you down that road but if you accept Jesus you will be good. Jesus will touch you when you least expect it. Jesus loves you.

Quote:How will you decide which brand to adopt ?
Pentecostal of course!

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20-06-2017, 06:41 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
I'm sure you found the True Christian faith, so can you elaborate? Got any tracts I can read or throw out?

I'm worried about my eternal soul, y'know.
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20-06-2017, 06:49 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 06:41 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I'm sure you found the True Christian faith, so can you elaborate? Got any tracts I can read or throw out use to start my fire in the fireplace?

I'm worried about my eternal soul, y'know.

FTFY!
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20-06-2017, 07:02 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 11:52 AM)Leerob Wrote:  He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.

Could you put in a good word with Mary, for me?

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20-06-2017, 07:32 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 07:02 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 11:52 AM)Leerob Wrote:  He came to me in a dream and he touched me like nobody has touched me before.

Could you put in a good word with Mary, for me?

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