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21-06-2017, 11:44 AM
RE: I am now a Christian
Whatever makes Leerob happy.

Meh...empty box...


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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21-06-2017, 11:59 AM
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(21-06-2017 11:07 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  Yeah, it's been a couple thousand years. But, hey, it takes time to come the second time.
Give the man some time. Gotta rest a bit after the first coming. After all, he has already brought his seed of love to us.

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21-06-2017, 12:24 PM
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Yeah, I'm Christian now too. I'm just so tired of not licking the arse of a dead Jew on a stick.

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21-06-2017, 12:26 PM
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(21-06-2017 11:59 AM)Leerob Wrote:  
(21-06-2017 11:07 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  Yeah, it's been a couple thousand years. But, hey, it takes time to come the second time.
Give the man some time. Gotta rest a bit after the first coming. After all, he has already brought his seed of love to us.

Now that worries me.

I don't wanna have no zombie baby.


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21-06-2017, 12:52 PM
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(21-06-2017 12:26 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(21-06-2017 11:59 AM)Leerob Wrote:  Give the man some time. Gotta rest a bit after the first coming. After all, he has already brought his seed of love to us.

Now that worries me.

I don't wanna have no zombie baby.

It comes with the territory Bubbles.

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21-06-2017, 01:53 PM
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(20-06-2017 05:55 PM)Leerob Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 04:13 PM)unsapien Wrote:  Leerob is suffering Troll withdrawal.
I found religion and you call it a troll. I feel offended!

My apologizes, I didn't mean to suggest that you're trolling Wink only that this troll drought has given you an ideological itch that you seem to need to scratch, here let's see if this helps...

(20-06-2017 05:55 PM)Leerob Wrote:  The devil has led you down that road but if you accept Jesus you will be good. Jesus will touch you when you least expect it. Jesus loves you.

Lucifer only helps people go where they already want to go. He has been with humans since being cast down from heaven, he shares our pains, our lusts, our faults & our sins, that is what makes him such a good mentor and companion. He understands us and asks of us only what we can provide. Sure he lies, cheats, etc... but he never promised to do other then what was in his nature.

Jesus asks us to do the impossible, and offers us only dreams of a heaven that we can never enter (regardless of whether it is real or imagined). He offers to wash away our sins and to seek heaven. Which is to seek a state of perfection (as only perfect beings may enter a perfect heaven) and in so doing I would need to strip away all my passions, pains, and my failings... all those things that are woven into the tapestry of who I am, the soul that would entire heaven might be the seed that was at the core of where I started from, but it would have long ceased to resemble the gnarled and weathered tree that is the essence who I am now...

Sooo Jesus loves me...that's nice.

But... the devil brings me cookies that he made himself with his own personal TLC, and next year he said they'll also be made with THC. Tongue

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21-06-2017, 02:02 PM
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(21-06-2017 01:53 PM)unsapien Wrote:  
(20-06-2017 05:55 PM)Leerob Wrote:  I found religion and you call it a troll. I feel offended!
drought has given you an ideological itch that you seem to need to scratch,
...
Sooo Jesus loves me...that's nice.
...
But... the devil brings me cookies that he made himself with his own personal TLC, and next year he said they'll also be made with THC. Tongue
1. Well I am itchy. What can I do?
2. Yes he does. Wait until he touches you and plants his seed of love in you. You will be a new man.
3. You are tempting me with devilish cookies.

Robvalue Wrote:Yeah, I'm Christian now too. I'm just so tired of not licking the arse of a dead Jew on a stick.
That is because of your name. We Robs have to stick together.

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21-06-2017, 02:19 PM
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(21-06-2017 02:02 PM)Leerob Wrote:  We Robs have to stick together.

Blink Whatever floats your boat I guess...

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If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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21-06-2017, 02:28 PM
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(21-06-2017 08:37 AM)Emma Wrote:  
(21-06-2017 08:06 AM)Heath_Tierney Wrote:  If I hadj to worship a deity, it would be Frigg.

Frigg friggin' rawks!

Any goddess that looks like this is OK in my books:
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Actually, Frigg here kinda looks like you, Vera...

Ooooohhhh what does Frigg do? She's pretty! Can I worship her, too?

There are no gods but God-Emperor ye heathens. Burn the heretic Evil_monster

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21-06-2017, 02:34 PM
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(21-06-2017 02:19 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(21-06-2017 02:02 PM)Leerob Wrote:  We Robs have to stick together.

Blink Whatever floats your boat I guess...

Cool

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