I am now a Christian
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21-06-2017, 03:11 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(21-06-2017 02:02 PM)Leerob Wrote:  1. Well I am itchy. What can I do?
I can scratch it for you, Satan taught me how....Jesus can't do it...cause you need claws (or fangs depending on where the itch is...)

You could also see a doctor... they are all of course the devil's priests...
(21-06-2017 02:02 PM)Leerob Wrote:  2. Yes he does. Wait until he touches you and plants his seed of love in you. You will be a new man.

See...that's what I'm talking about...Jesus just waltzes in everywhere he goes as if he owns the place, takes who and whatever he needs & leaves a tag like "killroy was here" never to be seen again...

The devil asks permission to enter your home, he courts you, asks you "how was your day" even if he doesn't care...

...but if you say stop or leave... he goes...cause he understands what we mean and what that means.

(21-06-2017 02:02 PM)Leerob Wrote:  3. You are tempting me with devilish cookies.

You are not tempted by the cookies because they are made by the devil.

You are only tempted by the cookies because you want the cookies.

The devil knows what you want is all....

A friend in the hole

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21-06-2017, 03:17 PM
RE: I am now a Christian
(20-06-2017 09:13 AM)Leerob Wrote:  I have decided to follow the word of God as it is written by God in the bible!
And you all will burn in hell because you don't believe it too!

Whatever.

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21-06-2017, 03:26 PM
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21-06-2017, 04:37 PM
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(21-06-2017 12:26 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I don't wanna have no zombie baby.

Today I Learned: Moms has seen Dawn of the Dead 2004 with the zombie baby.

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