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02-07-2014, 09:56 PM
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I think this is a new species of fly, The "Bar Fly".

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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02-07-2014, 09:56 PM
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02-07-2014, 09:59 PM
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(02-07-2014 09:51 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(02-07-2014 09:49 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Bastard is drinking my beer. No last rites for him. He can go to hell.

I thought your boss liked the meek and who is meeker than a fly or in this case a swim?

But if you look at the original Hebrew it says " blessed are the meek, for the shall inherit the earth, unless they drink your beer, then they can go to hell".

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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02-07-2014, 10:01 PM
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Meh, drink around him. If you swallow him, extra protein Thumbsup

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02-07-2014, 10:05 PM
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Crisis averted, entire beer consumed and fly was not ingested. Fly survived and flew away. Hope he gets a FUI.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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02-07-2014, 10:05 PM
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(02-07-2014 10:01 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Meh, drink around him. If you swallow him, extra protein Thumbsup

He doesn't swallow. Cough.
The prophesy correctly translated is "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the wind" Scholars debate whether this really means "the farts".

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03-07-2014, 02:08 AM
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That fly was probably crawling around on a pile of shit before it landed in your beer.
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03-07-2014, 02:13 AM
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(02-07-2014 09:44 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  there is a fly in my beer Sadcryface

Maybe I can drink around him

Swallow the fly; don't think about it, and it'll all come out in the Shocking end.

I'm sorry you are sad.

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03-07-2014, 02:43 AM
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(03-07-2014 02:08 AM)pablo628 Wrote:  That fly was probably crawling around on a pile of shit before it landed in your beer.
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Still cleaner then the bartenders hands who handled your glass you have your lips on.

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