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14-01-2013, 07:36 AM
I am the new messiah...
This was decided in a totally unbiased 1 person election. I won by a landslide.

Therefore if you have any question to ask me, feel free to post them.

(Btw, I'd like to propose a nomination for an atheist award for Mel Gibson. Come on people, Passion of the Christ was an hour and a half of Jesus getting his ass handed to him. It's almost sybolic)...
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14-01-2013, 08:48 AM
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'Passion of the Christ' was torture porn...

In the same way that 'The Fast and the Furious' is car porn... Tongue

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14-01-2013, 08:53 AM
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(14-01-2013 07:36 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  Therefore if you have any question to ask me, feel free to post them.
Why is it when I drop buttered toast it always lands on the buttered side downwards?

WTF is that all about Huh

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You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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14-01-2013, 08:58 AM
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One of my playthings has developed a cold-sore on her lip. Should I allow her to go down on me again in the future, or should I kick her out of our little club?

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14-01-2013, 09:02 AM
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(14-01-2013 08:53 AM)bemore Wrote:  
(14-01-2013 07:36 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  Therefore if you have any question to ask me, feel free to post them.
Why is it when I drop buttered toast it always lands on the buttered side downwards?

WTF is that all about Huh
Oh that's all been explained empirically without reference to any God at all - it's a scientific phenomenon actually, Murphy's Law. You closet theists are gonna have to do better than that to shake my *total non-belief* (NB atheism is *not* a belief system, this is important).
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14-01-2013, 09:03 AM
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I have one fish finger and a stale crust of bread and glass of water.

Could you please cook up a meal for me and my 4,999 friends please.

Thank you

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14-01-2013, 09:39 AM
RE: I am the new messiah...
(14-01-2013 07:36 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  This was decided in a totally unbiased 1 person election. I won by a landslide.

Therefore if you have any question to ask me, feel free to post them.

(Btw, I'd like to propose a nomination for an atheist award for Mel Gibson. Come on people, Passion of the Christ was an hour and a half of Jesus getting his ass handed to him. It's almost sybolic)...

(14-01-2013 08:53 AM)bemore Wrote:  
(14-01-2013 07:36 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  Therefore if you have any question to ask me, feel free to post them.
Why is it when I drop buttered toast it always lands on the buttered side downwards?

WTF is that all about Huh
(14-01-2013 09:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I have one fish finger and a stale crust of bread and glass of water.

Could you please cook up a meal for me and my 4,999 friends please.

Thank you
Instead of asking me these questions, why not ask yourself this one. Why can't you just believe in a story that was passed word of mouth for what, like 40 years before the 1st document of it was written down? I mean a story NEVER changes from person to person.

Or perhaps something along the lines of that God spent the old testament testing believers and wiping out non-believers, then in the new testament gave his only son to be horribly sacrificed for the sake of the souls of every person. This is not consistent behavior... God has bi-polar disorder

Yay, I am the Messiah and I have come to wake the dead.

Obama promised you change. Reach in your pocket, feel those coins? There's your change...
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14-01-2013, 09:54 AM
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Why do I need to ask that question?

How is relevant to you being the new Messiah.

It's simple...

You are my saviour and I will follow you.

(what's the hash tag?)

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14-01-2013, 10:19 AM
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(14-01-2013 09:02 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(14-01-2013 08:53 AM)bemore Wrote:  Why is it when I drop buttered toast it always lands on the buttered side downwards?

WTF is that all about Huh
Oh that's all been explained empirically without reference to any God at all - it's a scientific phenomenon actually, Murphy's Law. You closet theists are gonna have to do better than that to shake my *total non-belief* (NB atheism is *not* a belief system, this is important).
Actually, it's not (just) Murphy's law. I recall a study being done on some aspects of said Law, including the toast thing. It turns out that the physics involved in dropping a piece of toast, from the height of your typical dinner table up to the level of the typical mouth, in Earth's gravitational field, tend to result in between one quarter and three quarters rotation, resulting in flipped rotation.

Decrease the height (say, eat sitting on the floor at a coffee table) and you're more likely to get no rotations. Increase it (think barstools and high counters) and you get a full rotation. Another, more elegant solution is to eat your toast with the buttered side down. Not only does this make a dropped piece of toast likely to land butter-side UP, it's also a tastier experience, with the butter being delivered directly to the taste buds. However, such an unorthodox approach can result in criticism and conflict.

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14-01-2013, 10:22 AM
RE: I am the new messiah...
(14-01-2013 07:36 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  This was decided in a totally unbiased 1 person election. I won by a landslide.

Therefore if you have any question to ask me, feel free to post them.

(Btw, I'd like to propose a nomination for an atheist award for Mel Gibson. Come on people, Passion of the Christ was an hour and a half of Jesus getting his ass handed to him. It's almost sybolic)...
Question 1: Just wtf does being the messiah mean, in terms of differences with other people?
Question 2: Your use of the definite article suggests that messiah-hood is exclusive. How can I distinguish between your claims to mesiah-hood and similar claims that others are the messiah?

"If I ignore the alternatives, the only option is God; I ignore them; therefore God." -- The Syllogism of Fail
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