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20-05-2016, 06:22 PM
I came home to find no one else there
and it was wonderful. I poured myself a mug of hot apple cider and plopped down on the couch to to play some GTA V. I spent the afternoon mowing down hundreds of unarmed civilians in cold blood from the comfort of my Pegassi Vacca. The police were following me for a while, but once they got within about an arm's throw from me, I pulled out my grenades and Coil Minigun and let them know who the real King of the City was. Cool

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20-05-2016, 06:23 PM
RE: I came home to find no one else there
Cool story bro, needs more dragon.

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20-05-2016, 06:26 PM
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(20-05-2016 06:23 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Cool story bro, needs more dragon.

I agree, If I come home and no one is there I play Dragon Age and not only do I kill dragons easily with my daggers I get to loot them and for some reason they always have awesome armor and weapons on them. I'm not sure why they carry human clothes and weapons on them all the time but I ain't complaining.

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20-05-2016, 06:27 PM
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(20-05-2016 06:26 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  
(20-05-2016 06:23 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Cool story bro, needs more dragon.

I agree, If I come home and no one is there I play Dragon Age and not only do I kill dragons easily with my daggers I get to loot them and for some reason they always have awesome armor and weapons on them. I'm not sure why they carry human clothes and weapons on them all the time but I ain't complaining.

Because they eat adventurers that try to kill them.
You're looting their undigested stomach contents.

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20-05-2016, 06:28 PM
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(20-05-2016 06:27 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(20-05-2016 06:26 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  I agree, If I come home and no one is there I play Dragon Age and not only do I kill dragons easily with my daggers I get to loot them and for some reason they always have awesome armor and weapons on them. I'm not sure why they carry human clothes and weapons on them all the time but I ain't complaining.

Because they eat adventurers that try to kill them.
You're looting their undigested stomach contents.

Awww yes that makes sense...that's pretty gross, next time I'll have to wash the armor off really good before putting it on.

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20-05-2016, 06:30 PM
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This is why you always have a character that can caste cleanse. People think cleanse is used to cure status debuffs such as poison or bleed but nope, it's to cleanse the disgusting armor and items you loot from the dead bodies of mangled monsters and people.

Dungeoning and Dragoning 101.

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20-05-2016, 06:45 PM
RE: I came home to find no one else there
I have Dragon Age Origins, but never played it. I'm working my way through the main quest in Skyrim right now. Is that dragon-y enough for you? Tongue

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20-05-2016, 08:47 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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21-05-2016, 04:54 AM
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