I came home to find someone baking in my home!
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20-05-2016, 05:01 PM (This post was last modified: 20-05-2016 05:47 PM by Bucky Ball.)
I came home to find someone baking in my home!
I saw him reaching for the paprika and feeding the dog treats.
So I shot him. With a squirt gun.
Then I said "The smoke alarm is going off .... WTF, what is the matter with you ?"
He said : "That's how I know the toast is done. Butter it, please, and BTW, you really need to run the dishwasher."

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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20-05-2016, 06:25 PM
RE: I came home to find someone baking in my home!
Cool story bro, needs more dragon.

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20-05-2016, 06:27 PM
RE: I came home to find someone baking in my home!
I wouldn't mind finding someone baking in my home as long as they were baking brownies...not pot brownies, just regular brownies..maybe with some nuts in them.

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20-05-2016, 06:29 PM
RE: I came home to find someone baking in my home!
White chocolate brownies with white chocolate buttons in them that melt and go all gooey when you cook them.

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20-05-2016, 06:52 PM (This post was last modified: 20-05-2016 08:42 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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20-05-2016, 10:18 PM
RE: I came home to find someone baking in my home!
(20-05-2016 06:25 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Cool story bro, needs more dragon.

(20-05-2016 06:27 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  I wouldn't mind finding someone baking in my home as long as they were baking brownies...not pot brownies, just regular brownies..maybe with some nuts in them.

How about a dragon with a brownie recipe? Easiest damn brownie recipe in the world, and one of the most omnomnom as well.
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21-05-2016, 03:37 AM
RE: I came home to find someone baking in my home!
(20-05-2016 06:25 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Cool story bro, needs more dragon.

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Check that shit out, he's majestic as fuck. Wink

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21-05-2016, 04:49 AM
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Stahp



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21-05-2016, 04:53 AM
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Fuck it. I'm posting shitty 80's music in all of these duplicates.



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21-05-2016, 06:27 PM
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(21-05-2016 03:37 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(20-05-2016 06:25 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Cool story bro, needs more dragon.

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Check that shit out, he's majestic as fuck. Wink

Oh man, just look at the beauty of that broken link.
It's glorious.

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