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20-05-2016, 05:35 PM
I came home to find someone breaking in my home!




Sigh! Half my life ago.

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20-05-2016, 06:09 PM
RE: I came home to find someone breaking in my home!
I came home to find someone not braking into my home...

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20-05-2016, 06:22 PM
RE: I came home to find someone breaking in my home!
Wait, what do you mean half your life ago?
Did you use to break dance DLJ? You know the rules, videos or it didn't happen.

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20-05-2016, 06:32 PM
RE: I came home to find someone breaking in my home!
I came home and saw someone watching breaking bad in my home...and I sat down and watched it with them.

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20-05-2016, 06:38 PM
RE: I came home to find someone breaking in my home!
(20-05-2016 06:22 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Wait, what do you mean half your life ago?
Did you use to break dance DLJ? You know the rules, videos or it didn't happen.

Actually there is a video somewhere of me in an aerobics class in the American Church in Paris.

But no, my younger brother was the break-dancer. Pretty good, too.

I did a bit of night-club stuff. You know, the old story ... pretty girl spots you on the dance floor and asks if you want to join their group ... you say "no, that's too gay!" ... she says they need a guy to lift the girls, that's all ... you say, "girls?" ... she says, "yes, 11 girls but we don't have a guy" ... money is offered ... from her, surprisingly ... I'm sure it's happened to everyone. But no dragons.

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20-05-2016, 06:44 PM
RE: I came home to find someone breaking in my home!
(20-05-2016 06:38 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(20-05-2016 06:22 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Wait, what do you mean half your life ago?
Did you use to break dance DLJ? You know the rules, videos or it didn't happen.

Actually there is a video somewhere of me in an aerobics class in the American Church in Paris.

But no, my younger brother was the break-dancer. Pretty good, too.

I did a bit of night-club stuff. You know, the old story ... pretty girl spots you on the dance floor and asks if you want to join their group ... you say "no, that's too gay!" ... she says they need a guy to lift the girls, that's all ... you say, "girls?" ... she says, "yes, 11 girls but we don't have a guy" ... money is offered ... from her, surprisingly ... I'm sure it's happened to everyone. But no dragons.

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Oh yes, that classic ol' story.
Yes I'm sure it has literally happened to every single person on the planet ever.

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21-05-2016, 04:55 AM
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There, that's all of them. I'll never run out of these things.

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21-05-2016, 05:57 AM
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