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03-01-2015, 07:38 PM
RE: I can do it
(03-01-2015 06:57 PM)Gordon Wrote:  
Quote:I don't want kids and I don't view having children as an achievement so bragging about this is meaningless.

No it's not, not if we are all atheists now. If you are an atheist, your life is only successful if you breed. If chicks won't have you or carry your kid to term, you are a failure. Welcome to Atheism 101.

I doubt I will ever fully understand the apparent religious obsession with producing spawn. You do realise that we aren't subject the the 'be fruitful and overpopulate' commandments, right?
Also, you do know what an atheist is, right? Without your added baggage? I can guarantee you that you wont find a definition which reads "Atheist. Noun: one who must procreate to be a success as a person" in any major dictionary.

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03-01-2015, 07:41 PM
RE: I can do it
(03-01-2015 07:38 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(03-01-2015 06:57 PM)Gordon Wrote:  No it's not, not if we are all atheists now. If you are an atheist, your life is only successful if you breed. If chicks won't have you or carry your kid to term, you are a failure. Welcome to Atheism 101.

I doubt I will ever fully understand the apparent religious obsession with producing spawn. You do realise that we aren't subject the the 'be fruitful and overpopulate' commandments, right?
Also, you do know what an atheist is, right? Without your added baggage? I can guarantee you that you wont find a definition which reads "Atheist. Noun: one who must procreate to be a success as a person" in any major dictionary.

I see the part I bolded as an issue- what if you are a guy who doesn't want 'chicks' or a 'chick' who wants 'chicks'? Makes that breeding thing a little more challenging.

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03-01-2015, 07:42 PM
RE: I can do it
(03-01-2015 07:10 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(03-01-2015 06:12 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Bend over, Gordy, Muffs is driving.

Goddamnit someone tell me how to quote this into 'Words I Want to Remember"...I can NEVER make that work! Angry

Click the "quote this post" button, go to the Words thread, down to the quick reply and a small extra box containing a dialogue option to include the quoted post will appear below it; click 'quote these posts' and the quote will appear, then just hit post.

Or you could just open a reply, copy Girly's post in full, paste it into a blank reply in the Words thread, edit it down if need be by removing all the text but what you want quoted and the quote parameters*, hit preview post just to make sure and if you've done it right, hit post.

*Note: editing may be necessary for both methods, same instructions apply.

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03-01-2015, 08:11 PM
RE: I can do it
(03-01-2015 07:38 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(03-01-2015 06:57 PM)Gordon Wrote:  No it's not, not if we are all atheists now. If you are an atheist, your life is only successful if you breed. If chicks won't have you or carry your kid to term, you are a failure. Welcome to Atheism 101.

I doubt I will ever fully understand the apparent religious obsession with producing spawn. You do realise that we aren't subject the the 'be fruitful and overpopulate' commandments, right?
Also, you do know what an atheist is, right? Without your added baggage? I can guarantee you that you wont find a definition which reads "Atheist. Noun: one who must procreate to be a success as a person" in any major dictionary.
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03-01-2015, 10:22 PM
RE: I can do it
(03-01-2015 01:06 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(02-01-2015 11:35 PM)Gordon Wrote:  I don't give a shit. [Image: dontknow1.gif]


God willing.


Bite me. [Image: moon1.gif]


Do I look like someone trying to earn your respect? Seriously? [Image: Disappointed_anim.gif]

You may want respect, but all I care about is that my rep is getting less negative when I was hoping it would get more negative. Weeping

Do you need a hug, Gordo? I'll give you a hug. I can't imagine how sad it would be to know that the entire interwebz don't give a fuck about anything you have to say.....

Hug

If it's any consolation, yer kinda fun to keep around cus you say some funny shit sometimes.

If by "fun" you mean fucked up narcissist, then sure. Thumbsup

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03-01-2015, 11:20 PM
RE: I can do it
(03-01-2015 07:41 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I see the part I bolded as an issue- what if you are a guy who doesn't want 'chicks' or a 'chick' who wants 'chicks'? Makes that breeding thing a little more challenging.

Well, Anjele, that's the irony (One certainly can never say God doesn't have a sense of humor.).

Following Jesus, if one does only that, there is no issue with being gay. Actually, he doesn't even go on about fornication. He's almost over-merciful to prostitutes. So, if one followed only Jesus Christ, being gay, or sex outside of marriage would be a non-issue religiously speaking.

Instead, because so many gay people are incapable of teasing out Jesus Christ from the Christian Church, they become atheists--so that their lifestyle is a non-issue. But if atheism is true--if there is no God--then the only logical purpose in life is procreation. With all the other life forms--the ones that have no sense of God at all--procreation is what they are all about. They eat to stay alive; they stay alive to procreate. That's it.

Atheism condemns homosexuality--not Jesus Christ. If one is gay and an atheist, then they have to admit they have utterly failed at life. Unless, I suppose, they find a surrogate and use a turkey baster or whatever to impregnate her, or in the case of a lesbian, get artificially inseminated.

Of course, that's all just band-aid breeding. The fact is, if atheism is true, then one needs to eat, stay alive as long as possible (if they are a man), and inseminate as many women as they can to cause as many pregnancies as they can. If they're a woman, they need not live past menopause. If atheism is reality.

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04-01-2015, 12:14 AM
RE: I can do it
Quote:Why do I have this feeling I still won't get rich?

Because your religion is a joke, nobody takes it seriously and you promote it on Atheist forums...

Quote:Sure you did.

Please point to where I said this.

Quote:What a quality person you are.

I know, I'm awesome.

Quote:Trust me, you wouldn't.

No I'm pretty sure I would.

Quote:No it's not, not if we are all atheists now. If you are an atheist, your life is only successful if you breed. If chicks won't have you or carry your kid to term, you are a failure. Welcome to Atheism 101.

Wrong.

Atheism is simply a lack of belief in God. Atheism doesn't dictate how life should be lived (unlike religion) or give guidelines as to what is considered a successful life.
Atheism 101, bitch. Drinking Beverage

You don't even know what Atheism is, read first sentence in the previous paragraph for a definition.

Hell, you don't even need to accept evolution to be an Atheist...

The whole "you don't have children so you fail" was a somewhat nice (though disappointing) try, but failed because you got the fundamentals wrong (what atheism is).

Quote:You don't have a car? You're a 23 y/o male? What's wrong? Do you have to wear a seizure helmet or something? Are you missing limbs? How will you get chicks without a car? How will you spread your seed, atheist?

A bus card to another city I might add. No, I don't even have my car licence. I have my motorbike licence and I did have a motorbike but it got stolen.
I moved to my current location and I'm using a bicycle because everything is 5minute bike away and it's cheaper/healthier/better for the environment.

Quote:Yeah, but that's the only reason for life atheism allows for. So, if you're an atheist, your success would be measured by how many primary offspring you produce.

Wrong. As I said, Atheism is simple a lack of belief in God and doesn't give guidelines as to a successful life or not.

Quote:Oh...I see. [Image: unsure.gif]

Surprise.

Quote:Kind of a failed life then, huh? I mean, from an atheist perspective.

No, not really.

Quote:Factoid break: Did you know that Jesus never condemned homosexuals. He never mentioned them, and yet Paul sure did, meaning that Jesus would have known they existed, and it was Ancient Rome after all.

Jesus didn't exist so...

Quote:Oh...sure. I'll bet your mommy's really happy to have a homosexual son. I'll bet if she had known that when her pregnancy test showed positive...well, you get my drift. I'll bet she strains a smile when you come over with your partner, but hey, you have brothers...sisters...am I right?

Again, you don't know me. And my mother is actually rather progressive, I'm sure that if she knew she would be very accepting of my sexual orientation. Probably because she's a better person than you.
And I don't date. I detest the idea and have no desire to do so.

Quote:Yep, nobody goes to a psychiatrist when they're having a good time!

You'd know.

Quote:And besides, if you're an atheist, life is nothing but reproduction.

Wrong. Atheism is simply a lack of belief in God. Doesn't dictate what a successful life is or not. That is determined by the individual. And I determined that you are wasting yours and you will die a complete failure having wasted your time on this bullshit religion of yours.

Quote:Nope. I've had a change of heart. I will sum up my religious beliefs for you in one sentence: Believe in Jesus Christ, and make your own religion out of that. That is Veridicanism in a nutshell.

That doesn't make sense because that means Verdiblahblah isn't a religion, it's saying "make up your own religion" and you can't claim to own the concept of making up your own religion because people do it all the time with or without your "religion".

Quote:I never need to say another word about it.

I'm sure you will though.

Quote:When you think about it, what would other people want it for?

I dunno, you tell me, you're the one going around preaching it not me.
I'm saying it's stupid.

Quote:Nevertheless, God's told me to publish it, and I'm gonna do it.

No existent deity tells you to write a book and you say I need to see a professional?
lolwut son?

Quote:But I've had so much fun along the way

You need new hobbies because your definition of fun is stupid.

Quote:And I'm never going to make any money. I know that. I'd have to sell tens of thousands of books a year to match my nursing income. And 10 years ago God called me to be a nurse! I have no business running from it.

No you're not gonna make any money from it because you have commitment issues and lack any sort of marketing skills.

Quote:I'm going to do that donation button like Seth does. I mean why not?

I'm not saying don't, I'm saying be honest about it.
Seth is a genuine person and it comes across. He started TTA at a life changing point in his life and he is genuinely passionate about the topic (of atheism) and sincere towards those that went through a similar ordeal that he did.

You come across as fake and retarded.

So... there's that.

Quote:but they won't read mine.

That's the spirit!

Quote:Well, if that's the case I'm going to find that out.

No, you'll stay ignorant and stupid while we laugh at you behind your back like we always do.

Quote:The same thing as you Earmuffs: I'm obsessed with religion, and I'm talking with others about it. You and me--we're the same.

Not really, I don't give a shit about religion.
I originally came here because I was flatting with an overly Christian guy and I wanted a few points to rub in his face. I stayed because the people were a bit of alright. I hardly ever post in the atheist section.

Quote:Following Jesus, if one does only that, there is no issue with being gay.

There's no issue with being gay period. Jebus or no Jebus.
If you have a problem with the gays than I welcome you to get brutally gang rapped by a large motorcycle gang.

Quote:So, if one followed only Jesus Christ, being gay, or sex outside of marriage would be a non-issue religiously speaking.

It should be a non-issue irregardless of religion.
You got a problem with the gays?

Quote:Instead, because so many gay people are incapable of teasing out Jesus Christ from the Christian Church, they become atheists--so that their lifestyle is a non-issue.

Actually I was an atheist before I was a gay so... Drinking Beverage

Quote:But if atheism is true--if there is no God

It is--there isn't.

Quote:then the only logical purpose in life is procreation.

Wrong. Atheism is simply a lack of belief in God and doesn't dictate what is and isn't a successful life, that is left up to humans.

Quote:With all the other life forms--the ones that have no sense of God at all--procreation is what they are all about.

Actually intelligent animals such as dolphins, elephants, apes etc.. all enjoy other aspects of life such as playing and having fun. They are even known to morn their lose. Why would they morn if that elephant was too old to reproduce anyway, they should be happy it had died if your theory was correct (which it is not). Hell, Panda's would rather eat bamboo than shag it up.

Quote:Atheism condemns homosexuality

Wrong.
Atheism is simply a lack of belief in God, it doesn't condemn or support anything.

Quote:If one is gay and an atheist, then they have to admit they have utterly failed at life.

They don't have to admit anything because it's not true.

Quote:Of course, that's all just band-aid breeding. The fact is, if atheism is true, then one needs to eat, stay alive as long as possible (if they are a man), and inseminate as many women as they can to cause as many pregnancies as they can. If they're a woman, they need not live past menopause. If atheism is reality.

And for the last time the requiring theme and the lesson of this post: Atheism is simply a lack of belief in God and doesn't dictate what is and isn't a wasted life. That is down to the individual to decide and I decide that you're life, Edward Gordon, is wasted.


You can try to flip this all you want Edward Gordon but the fact of the matter is that you have failed. Failed both in this thread in your comments and failed in your life.
You do not understand what Atheism is and yet you seek to preach us on it and claim to be better than us. You make homophobic remarks and show yourself for the typical troll you are. I thought you a better troll than this Edward Gordon. I am most disappoint.

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04-01-2015, 12:49 AM
RE: I can do it
(04-01-2015 12:14 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I am most disappoint.

You're a foreigner aren't you? You ride a bicycle. You don't date. You're a closet homosexual, you hate God, and you tell people how you want their wives to die in auto accidents. And you're telling me how I have a wasted life?


At any rate, you bore me.



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04-01-2015, 12:56 AM
RE: I can do it
Hands up if your suprised that Gordo is an ethnocentric cunt on top of his normal dumbfuckery.

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

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04-01-2015, 12:59 AM
RE: I can do it
Quote:You're a foreigner aren't you? You ride a bicycle. You don't date. You're a closet homosexual, you hate God, and you tell people how you want their wives to die in auto accidents. And you're telling me how I have a wasted life?

1) Still waiting on the citation for me saying your wife should burn in the smoldering car wreck with you.

2) None of those things, living in a decent country (aka a non-American country), riding a bicycle, not dating, being of the gay, hating the idea of God have anything to do with wasting one's life...

I'm not saying you're wasting your life because you live in America or drive a car or have a wife or being bisexual or believing in God, I am saying you are wasting your life by actively trying to spread this religion of yours via books and websites and card readings and shit.

You can't even hold your own in an argument (if that's what this is) against a 23 year old man/child and yet you claim you're better than us and intelligent.
You're a joke. You always have been.

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