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I can't believe I said this...
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06-01-2013, 01:14 PM
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I can't believe I said this...
Ok so this thread is about all of those incredibly lame things you said to yourself. No matter what subject or context, just things that make you facepalm now and forever.
I'll start with a few. "Why is everyone so stupid" (how very original) "No one understands me" (the emo it burns) "Why can't everything go my way" (oh god why) and so on. Just wondering about the embarassing sayings that you guys use. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. |
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06-01-2013, 01:20 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
(06-01-2013 01:14 PM)Xinoftruden Wrote: Ok so this thread is about all of those incredibly lame things you said to yourself. No matter what subject or context, just things that make you facepalm now and forever.  Uh... Those aren't embarrassing ... because uh... everyone is stupid, no one understands me, and I don't get why everything can't go my way.   Pretty sure it's all in the timing.... and maybe the delivery. 
There is no shame in not knowing. The problem arises when irrational thought and attendant behavior fill the vacuum left by ignorance. ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson Perception is up for grabs, and truth seems to be the one precious thing, that no one wants anyone to find. |
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06-01-2013, 01:21 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
Things I say only to myself?
The most used, by, like, a mile - "your head is not for decorative purposes, nor could it ever be, so why don't you start using it for thinking, you *insert some insult*. Like I've said, I'm really mean to myself... The embarrassing part is it's true and yet I refuse to listen to myself 
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06-01-2013, 01:22 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
Said to myself?
That I regret?  It will get better, hang in there (about various jobs) It will get better, hang in there (about marriage) Don't bother with the condom, you have self control! What harm can it do? (about everything else) 
The PURPOSE of life is to pass on our DNA (from Darwin) The MEANING of life is the experience of living (from Frank Herbert) The VALUE of life is the legacy we leave behind (from observation) |
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06-01-2013, 01:24 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
oh another goody I just read
If the government was run by normal people everything would be better. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. |
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06-01-2013, 01:26 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
(06-01-2013 01:22 PM)DLJ Wrote: It will get better, hang in there.About bloody everything. It never does. Shit just changes. I guess variety isn't the spice of just life.... |
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06-01-2013, 01:26 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
(06-01-2013 01:24 PM)Xinoftruden Wrote: If the government was run by normal people everything would be better.  What dumbshit said that?
There is no shame in not knowing. The problem arises when irrational thought and attendant behavior fill the vacuum left by ignorance. ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson Perception is up for grabs, and truth seems to be the one precious thing, that no one wants anyone to find. |
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06-01-2013, 01:27 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
it was a part of an xkcd comic.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. |
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06-01-2013, 01:34 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
I don't really think anything I say is embarrassing... I'm sure others might get embarrassed if they were to say them, but not me.
 Anyway, I say groovy a lot... probably too much. Bruce Campbell has affected me too much. Whenever I lose at something I usually say "I can't lose... I'm the prince of all Saiyans!"  I'll try to think of other stuff I say on a regular basis... my mind is a bit blank right now. ![[Image: opforum1.png]](http://opforum.net/opforum1.png)
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06-01-2013, 01:41 PM
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RE: I can't believe I said this...
Don't worry, you can trust ______________ (fill in the blank).
Angie See here they are the bruises, some were self-inflicted, and some showed up along the way. --- JFurstenfeld “even my different drummer heard a different drummer” ― Florence King |
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