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01-09-2013, 07:35 PM (This post was last modified: 01-09-2013 07:49 PM by BrokenQuill92.)
I can't stop laughing!
So I tried some you guys advice. Please see my thread "I'm still a virgin because...". I found descriptive porn for the blind,and it was HILARIOUS!! Having a monotone computer describe sexual acts while people are obviously fake moaning in the background is just giggle worthy. I couldn't take any of it seriously. And I tried 6 different movies.
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01-09-2013, 08:26 PM
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You remind me of my first few weeks in Singapore.

Because it was Chinese New Year, the hotels were as full as Bethlehem at Christmas.

I holed up in the cheapest place (one of a chain of hotels where the rooms are usually paid by the hour) in an area well known for its young, female, pavement-orientated night-workers.

It's actually a decent hotel ... oh yes... even if the acts... hurhurm... that are perpetrated there might in some circles be called... yes, baby... indecent.

The walls though, were paper ... OMG, yes... thin.

The sounds... hrrrmmmmmm... of pleasure coming... yes, yes, I am... through the walls were.... more, yes, more, yes, harder baby... obviously well practiced.

You're the best I've ever had.

It was very hard
to get a good night's sleep.

200 dorrar pliz mista. Thank you. I go now.

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01-09-2013, 08:53 PM
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(01-09-2013 07:35 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  So I tried some you guys advice. Please see my thread "I'm still a virgin because...". I found descriptive porn for the blind,and it was HILARIOUS!! Having a monotone computer describe sexual acts while people are obviously fake moaning in the background is just giggle worthy. I couldn't take any of it seriously. And I tried 6 different movies.




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01-09-2013, 09:06 PM
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(01-09-2013 08:53 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(01-09-2013 07:35 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  So I tried some you guys advice. Please see my thread "I'm still a virgin because...". I found descriptive porn for the blind,and it was HILARIOUS!! Having a monotone computer describe sexual acts while people are obviously fake moaning in the background is just giggle worthy. I couldn't take any of it seriously. And I tried 6 different movies.



I can't even type straight giggling to hard
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02-09-2013, 06:48 AM
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There's always fan fiction... http://archiveofourown.org is good for that sort of thing.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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02-09-2013, 09:31 AM
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(01-09-2013 08:26 PM)DLJ Wrote:  You remind me of my first few weeks in Singapore.

Because it was Chinese New Year, the hotels were as full as Bethlehem at Christmas.

I holed up in the cheapest place (one of a chain of hotels where the rooms are usually paid by the hour) in an area well known for its young, female, pavement-orientated night-workers.

It's actually a decent hotel ... oh yes... even if the acts... hurhurm... that are perpetrated there might in some circles be called... yes, baby... indecent.

The walls though, were paper ... OMG, yes... thin.

The sounds... hrrrmmmmmm... of pleasure coming... yes, yes, I am... through the walls were.... more, yes, more, yes, harder baby... obviously well practiced.

You're the best I've ever had.

It was very hard
to get a good night's sleep.

200 dorrar pliz mista. Thank you. I go now.

Smile

What did I just read.
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02-09-2013, 09:35 AM
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(02-09-2013 09:31 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  What did I just read.

A true story.

Yes

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02-09-2013, 11:46 AM
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(02-09-2013 06:48 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  There's always fan fiction... http://archiveofourown.org is good for that sort of thing.

You on there too? Coo! I'm there as TheBrokenQuill92 of course.
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02-09-2013, 11:53 AM
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(01-09-2013 07:35 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  So I tried some you guys advice. Please see my thread "I'm still a virgin because...". I found descriptive porn for the blind,and it was HILARIOUS!! Having a monotone computer describe sexual acts while people are obviously fake moaning in the background is just giggle worthy. I couldn't take any of it seriously. And I tried 6 different movies.

Reminds me of the movie Sneakers where David Straighthairn's blind character is reading a Braille copy of Playboy while conducting a surveillance operation.

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03-09-2013, 09:05 AM
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At least it was hilarious.
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