I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
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12-05-2016, 04:44 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 02:28 AM)Cherubim Wrote:  And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. - Matt 10:14

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. - Matt 7:6


You people have disqualified yourselves from eternal life. So be it, there is a great curse set upon you.

And the reprobate who said Mt. Hermon isn't at 33.33 33.33 that's because Google doesn't measure it from the paris prime meridian. I wrote it in the picture, your ignorance on here, I almost feel like I'll be infected by retardation if I continue.

Anathema Maranatha. May you stay blind until your last breath.

Well I'm glad I didn't waste 20 minutes of my life reading this entire thread. The OP's first post was a stupendous example of fruitcake-ism.

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12-05-2016, 04:47 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 02:28 AM)Cherubim Wrote:  You people have disqualified yourselves from eternal life. So be it, there is a great curse set upon you.

Anathema Maranatha. May you stay blind until your last breath.

Hell threats and passive-aggressive name calling, that's all you've got and that's all your insipid religion offers.

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12-05-2016, 04:54 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 02:28 AM)Cherubim Wrote:  And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. - Matt 10:14

Thanks. Now Taylor Swift is stuck in my head. -.- (Shake it off, shake it off)

Quote:Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. - Matt 7:6

Calling us dogs? That's really nice of you.

Quote:You people have disqualified yourselves from eternal life. So be it, there is a great curse set upon you.

According to whom? I thought anyone could go to Cheeses. Also, a curse? Is that why people usually talk over me when I speak in class? Did you put this curse on me? Well, whoever did it is a jerk.

Quote:And the reprobate who said Mt. Hermon isn't at 33.33 33.33 that's because Google doesn't measure it from the paris prime meridian. I wrote it in the picture, your ignorance on here, I almost feel like I'll be infected by retardation if I continue.

Infected by retardation? That's not how it works, bro.

Quote:Anathema Maranatha. May you stay blind until your last breath.

Shama Lama Ding Dong. Why would you want us to "stay blind" until we die? You're not even going to hope that we accept Cheeses in the future? Geez.

I really don't like the holier-than-thou attitude, the curses, and basically telling us to go to hell.
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12-05-2016, 04:56 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
After carefully reviewing all the material Cherubim provi...erm linked to, i have decided that i want to be saved and believe in god. You have convinced me that i am a sinner and need salvation. I feel the faith now! How could i worship this "reason" and "logic" for so long? My life was so empty until i watched your YT vids. I see now!

I want to worship g-d as asap (dont wanna be in hell)! Please help me! Where do i start? I guess i should buy me a bible, yes? However english is not my native language. So the KJV of the bible -i fear- will not reveal all of g-ds messages correctly to me. Cherubim, please help me to find a correct translation and interpretation. I dont want to end up in hell just because i believed in the wrong version of g-d!

How do i start worshipping the almighty? Where and how do i start? I am really desperate, now that i know hell is awaiting this sinner.

Please help a fellow christian awakening! Please! I dont want to go to hell!

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12-05-2016, 05:00 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 04:56 AM)Deesse23 Wrote:  After carefully reviewing all the material Cherubim provi...erm linked to, i have decided that i want to be saved and believe in god. You have convinced me that i am a sinner and need salvation. I feel the faith now! How could i worship this "reason" and "logic" for so long? My life was so empty until i watched your YT vids. I see now!

I want to worship g-d as asap (dont wanna be in hell)! Please help me! Where do i start? I guess i should buy me a bible, yes? However english is not my native language. So the KJV of the bible -i fear- will not reveal all of g-ds messages correctly to me. Cherubim, please help me to find a correct translation and interpretation. I dont want to end up in hell just because i believed in the wrong version of g-d!

How do i start worshipping the almighty? Where and how do i start? I am really desperate, now that i know hell is awaiting this sinner.

Please help a fellow christian awakening! Please! I dont want to go to hell!

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12-05-2016, 05:00 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 02:28 AM)Cherubim Wrote:  You people have disqualified yourselves from eternal life. So be it, there is a great curse set upon you.

Sorry that you have disqualified yourself from the eternal sauce and will never see the celestial colander.

Fucking pretentious wanker.

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12-05-2016, 05:01 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(11-05-2016 03:10 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(11-05-2016 02:24 PM)Cherubim Wrote:  Get into alchemy at 23, made small amounts of gold from lead because my transmutation wasn't powerful enough.

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If he comes back, he has to give us the details of this process how he transmuted lead to gold. Maybe he has the CERN particle accelerator in his basement?

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12-05-2016, 05:07 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(11-05-2016 08:07 PM)chrisdubbya Wrote:  We can't even acknowledge the existence of time without objects. So when God created mass he created time as well.

Funny, you didn't look Q-ish.

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12-05-2016, 05:11 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 02:28 AM)Cherubim Wrote:  And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. - Matt 10:14

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. - Matt 7:6


You people have disqualified yourselves from eternal life. So be it, there is a great curse set upon you.

And the reprobate who said Mt. Hermon isn't at 33.33 33.33 that's because Google doesn't measure it from the paris prime meridian. I wrote it in the picture, your ignorance on here, I almost feel like I'll be infected by retardation if I continue.

Anathema Maranatha. May you stay blind until your last breath.

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12-05-2016, 05:14 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 02:28 AM)Cherubim Wrote:  I almost feel like I'll be infected by retardation if I continue.

Too Late!!! Thumbsup

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