I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
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12-05-2016, 02:51 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(11-05-2016 02:24 PM)Cherubim Wrote:  Get into alchemy at 23, made small amounts of gold from lead because my transmutation wasn't powerful enough.

7 days from my first prayer to just God, the creator of all, I get my first 'alien' experience.

You write that into a book, you could make your own religion, ya know.

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12-05-2016, 02:57 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 02:51 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(11-05-2016 02:24 PM)Cherubim Wrote:  Get into alchemy at 23, made small amounts of gold from lead because my transmutation wasn't powerful enough.

7 days from my first prayer to just God, the creator of all, I get my first 'alien' experience.

You write that into a book, you could make your own religion, ya know.

It's like a combination of Mormonism (gold plates) and Scientology (aliens) .
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12-05-2016, 03:05 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 02:57 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(12-05-2016 02:51 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  You write that into a book, you could make your own religion, ya know.

It's like a combination of Mormonism (gold plates) and Scientology (aliens) .

Ikr. The gold from lead alchemy shpeal actually made me grin. Thumbsup

Cherubimianity? Cherubizlam? This guy could be rich. Laugh out load

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12-05-2016, 03:39 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
Holy shit is this fuckwit for real ? I'm laughing my ass off right now ..... Oh thank you lord for sending us such an amusing chew toy
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12-05-2016, 04:42 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(11-05-2016 12:58 PM)Cherubim Wrote:  My name is Edward, I am Cherubim Church on youtube.

I have been commanded by God Almighty, Jesus Christ, to share the gospel or good news, with all of you. I am here not only to do that, but answer serious and coherent questions regarding this subject. Please do not ask questions you do not want the answers to.

The Gospel

1. Man is a Sinner in the Eyes of a Holy God.

•Romans 3:23, “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.”

2. There is a Price For Our Sin. Burning in Hell Forever.

•Romans 6:23, “For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”

3. Jesus paid that price by dying on the cross and shedding His blood; Christ was buried and bodily rose again the third day!

•Romans 5:8, “But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.”

•1st Corinthians 15:1-4, “Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures.” This is the Gospel.

4. By faith in Jesus Christ ALONE we are immediately saved forever, salvation cannot be lost if you sin.

•Ephesians 2:8-9, “For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.”

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Before I begin answering questions, I will share some links that will aid you in finding the truth about God and this entire place. I have studied for years and I have been in some very deep things, before I came to the truth of Jesus Christ. My personal testimony video can be found below if you are interested in my background.

The Grand Plan and Final Deception of Lucifer (preview)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUJJja_Opis

Illuminati - 666 signs - Darkness is coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inJdxcdZdWI

My personal testimony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEJeBOfvLGA

The Bible way to Heaven. Salvation is simple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

The breath of Life: Setting the captives free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paY4JKNIZ2U

Exposing the heresy of Lordship salvation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVqCKTYwQGk

Faith without works is dead – James 2 EXPLAINED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3QCpp2J5M0

Can you lose your salvation? - Short answer: No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAY8wLXzLg8

Is the King James Bible the only preserved Word of God? Short answer: Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFtI_mVOXbQ

Descent of the Stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h8Al2fLgtU

Alien Abductions stop by calling out to Jesus.
http://www.ce4research.com

http://www.be4thefire.com

Holy, holy, holy is the LORD of Hosts, the whole earth is full of His glory.

You have been deceived by the powers that be.
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12-05-2016, 04:48 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 10:28 AM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  Just letting everyone know:

Maranatha - "the Lord is coming," or "Come, O Lord." It is from Aramaic.

Anathema - this word is used to describe something accursed or devoted/dedicated to evil. Comes from Greek.

Basically, he's saying that we're cursed, evil, and that Cheeses is coming back soon.

I know. I plugged it into the Googler. BBCode sucks for conveying nuance.

What it really means is that he was too dumb and lazy to put a curse on us and is expecting his imaginary friend to do it for him.

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12-05-2016, 05:19 PM (This post was last modified: 12-05-2016 05:24 PM by adey67.)
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
I love how he quotes a work of fiction to prove a fictional deity, im not convinced he's actually serious he's so far off base this has to be a giant wind up surely? If jebus is coming back soon perhaps he could bring us a latte and a cherry danishLaugh out load
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12-05-2016, 05:21 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(11-05-2016 03:21 PM)Cherubim Wrote:  You can't just claim someone is a false prophet. You have to prove it.

I sure hope I got under his skin. Yes

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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12-05-2016, 05:22 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
Did you visit his Youtube Channel and webpage? Don't. For the love of sanity, don't. That's a lot of work for a Poe.

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12-05-2016, 05:24 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 05:22 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Did you visit his Youtube Channel and webpage? Don't. For the love of sanity, don't. That's a lot of work for a Poe.

Glad you asked. I was going to ask if anyone had, I was afraid to lose brain matter.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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