I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
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12-05-2016, 05:24 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 05:22 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Did you visit his Youtube Channel and webpage? Don't. For the love of sanity, don't. That's a lot of work for a Poe.

I did. It's pretty fuckwadish. It will take about a week to recover.

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12-05-2016, 05:28 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 05:22 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Did you visit his Youtube Channel and webpage? Don't. For the love of sanity, don't. That's a lot of work for a Poe.

What was it like ? spill the beans I've only got mobile internet, would I be likely to piss my pants laughing ?
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12-05-2016, 05:29 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 05:24 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(12-05-2016 05:22 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Did you visit his Youtube Channel and webpage? Don't. For the love of sanity, don't. That's a lot of work for a Poe.

I did. It's pretty fuckwadish. It will take about a week to recover.

Here you go Bucky, hope this helps Smile

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12-05-2016, 05:38 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 05:22 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Did you visit his Youtube Channel and webpage? Don't. For the love of sanity, don't. That's a lot of work for a Poe.

Too late. I did already.
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12-05-2016, 10:03 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 09:59 AM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Wait... Did a chistian just try to put a hex on us?!? Laughat

It's okay; I blocked it with a rune-ensorcelled mirror and then sent Cherubim a posthypnotic suggestion by return post. Suffice to say that it involves Satan and the Holy Spook filming a pr0n video... Angel
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12-05-2016, 10:08 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(11-05-2016 01:18 PM)Cherubim Wrote:  
(11-05-2016 01:15 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  You just posted. Not everyone comes on the second a post goes up.

Oh, you're waiting for others to ask questions. Understandable. I suppose you always send the fodder first with the insults to make me froth at my mouth and my blood boil. You know, to confuse me.

I do not ask questions of the ignorant.

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12-05-2016, 10:10 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 05:24 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(12-05-2016 05:22 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Did you visit his Youtube Channel and webpage? Don't. For the love of sanity, don't. That's a lot of work for a Poe.

I did. It's pretty fuckwadish. It will take about a week to recover.

Did you call him a fucking asshole in the comment section?? If not, why not? Big Grin

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12-05-2016, 10:14 PM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(12-05-2016 10:10 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(12-05-2016 05:24 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I did. It's pretty fuckwadish. It will take about a week to recover.

Did you call him a fucking asshole in the comment section?? If not, why not? Big Grin

Pretty close.
I need to go back and ask him about that lead into gold stuff.
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13-05-2016, 12:10 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
(11-05-2016 12:58 PM)Cherubim Wrote:  My name is Edward, I am Cherubim Church on youtube.

I have been commanded by God Almighty, Jesus Christ, to share the gospel or good news, with all of you. I am here not only to do that, but answer serious and coherent questions regarding this subject. Please do not ask questions you do not want the answers to.
Hi Ed. Tell your friend "no" if it tells you to hurt yourself or others, okay?

Quote:The Gospel

1. Man is a Sinner in the Eyes of a Holy God.
2. There is a Price For Our Sin. Burning in Hell Forever.
3. Jesus paid that price by dying on the cross and shedding His blood; Christ was buried and bodily rose again the third day!
4. By faith in Jesus Christ ALONE we are immediately saved forever, salvation cannot be lost if you sin.
1. Your friend sounds very judgy. Not sure I want to hang out with it.
2. I do not consent to that transaction.
3. Wait, why is the price for me burning forever, but for someone else it's just some blood and a short coma? I think I'd be getting screwed if I agreed to your proposed exchange.
4. I knew we could wait for the bargain-basement deal. Good shopping, Man.

Why is your religion so financial?

Quote:Holy, holy, holy is the LORD of Hosts,

Do you know what this means? How could you worship it?

Quote:You have been deceived by the powers that be.

That may be the only bit of good sense here. Good on ya, catching that. We may differ on the specifics, but you found some common ground. Well done.
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13-05-2016, 12:14 AM
RE: I come bearing the good news of my Father which art in Heaven.
Lord of Hosts = God of War

Yahweh was the Canaanite war god with regional jurisdiction over the land of Judea. That's all he was, a petulant little warmonger, not even the most powerful deity within their own pantheon.

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