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19-06-2017, 07:37 AM
RE: I don't know dick about Limey politics but ...
Why you, guys, keep asking me? Do I like the Queen? Or a goat?

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Come to think about it, don't answer the second one, kay? Unsure

(19-06-2017 12:17 AM)Deesse23 Wrote:  Yeah, those were the (good ole) times when we had tape players instead of twittering.

Personally, i prefer a 90y tape deck to a 71y old mobile with twitter account.

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19-06-2017, 03:42 PM
RE: I don't know dick about Limey politics but ...
I give you, David Davis, Brexit negotiator extra... well, something or other...

"If you're dreading work tomorrow, bear in mind David Davis will be spending the morning being told to piss off in six different languages."

"David Davis on the phone. Says he's confident in "making Brexit a Titanic success". Could someone please lend him the DVD?"

"Good thing is that @DavidDavisMP is currently negotiating with the #EU for the UK to become a self imposed internment camp for white racists"

"David Davis walks in. Straddles chair wrong way round. Lights fag. Tosses match.
Davis: the Hopi Indians have a saying...
Chair breaks"

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"David Davis arrives for Brexit negotiations"
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21-06-2017, 12:56 PM
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"Queen’s Speech: Theresa May responds to heatwave by putting all her key manifesto pledges on ice."

"David Davis sent Theresa May a message from the Brexit negotiations:
"These foreigners seem to have formed some kind of union..."

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(Yep, apparently this is the best and brightest Britain as to offer as negotiating material Facepalm Someone call him Tweedle Davis. Tweedle May and Tweedle davis, Iguess... )

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21-06-2017, 01:33 PM
RE: I don't know dick about Limey politics but ...
Folks,

We've felt the Bern over here and I like it. Smile

Nothing better than Conservative shut down.

D.
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21-06-2017, 04:04 PM
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(21-06-2017 12:56 PM)Vera Wrote:  [Image: Capture.jpg]

Notice her hat?

Looks an awful lot like this, doesn't it?
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Nothing the Queen does, says or wears is an accident.

Nothing.
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21-06-2017, 04:15 PM
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(21-06-2017 04:04 PM)Heath_Tierney Wrote:  
(21-06-2017 12:56 PM)Vera Wrote:  [Image: Capture.jpg]

Notice her hat?

Looks an awful lot like this, doesn't it?
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Nothing the Queen does, says or wears is an accident.

Nothing.

Heh, there was a tweet about this, too... Rolleyes

"Your majesty, you can't be seen to take sides on this issue"
"Indeed"
"...."
"Gonna wear a fucking massive EU hat tho"

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25-06-2017, 12:42 PM
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As of this moment, I am officially dead. Don't send flowers.

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"Philip Hammond claims UK will secure 'transitional period' for Brexit, thought to be the time between ‘leaving cliff’ and ‘hitting rocks’."

"HAPPY BREXITVERSARY. CELEBRATE WITH A STRAIGHT BANANA UP YOUR ARSE AND THROWING A CROISSANT AT A SWAN OR SOMETHING THIS HOLIDAY IS AFWUL"

"2016: no one knows what brexit means
2017: we still have no idea what it means but if you say it's bad you're a fucking traitor"

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25-06-2017, 04:49 PM
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(19-06-2017 07:37 AM)Vera Wrote:  Why you, guys, keep asking me? Do I like the Queen? Or a goat?

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Come to think about it, don't answer the second one, kay? Unsure

(19-06-2017 12:17 AM)Deesse23 Wrote:  Yeah, those were the (good ole) times when we had tape players instead of twittering.

Personally, i prefer a 90y tape deck to a 71y old mobile with twitter account.

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Looks like an Alpaca to me.
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26-06-2017, 02:19 PM
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"DUP* insist their policies are not “medieval” and they were happy to make deal with Theresa May, after she survived the ducking stool."

"Free trade deals with the poorest countries will continue post-Brexit, Haiti confirms in a statement about Britain."

"After Jeremy Corbyn steals the show at Glastonbury, Theresa May enquires about the possibility of running through Creamfields." Laughat

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* Actual quotes.

“I don’t care about Co2 emissions to be quite truthful because I don’t think it’s all that important”

"There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children."

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Question is, can there exist viler people?

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27-06-2017, 08:15 AM
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(Girly, hate to break it to you, but you've got squatter in your thread. Ain't never leaving it, you can make me Rolleyes )

Okay, more knowledgeable folk of TTA, can someone explain to me why (and how) exactly is May paying the DUP (1.5 BILLION pounds!) and where is the money coming from?

"Food £200
Data £150
Rent £800
Homophobia £1bn
Utility £150
someone who is good at politics please help me budget this. my country is dying"

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(I think that must've been some genetically modified wheat she's been running through, 'cause this is the gift that keeps giving!)
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