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04-09-2013, 10:30 AM
I found god !
hello

today i cleaned the motherboard of my computer from a thick layer of dust. to do this i had to disconnect some cables from the motherboard. When i put everything back together i accidentally plugged the wrong cable into the CPU power plug. when i tried to turn it on nothing happened Huh . After finding the mistake i googled and every article/post i came across said that the motherboard / cpu is probably compleately broken Sadcryface .

then 5 minutes ago i decided to try it one last time ( i was sure everything was fried and ready to go into the trash Weeping ) . Suddenly the computer fans started rotating and the pc turned on normally ! from that moment i knew that there must be an omnipotent and benevolent being watching over all fools carelessly messing around with their computers.

so, bow down and worship the almighty Hardware GOD !
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04-09-2013, 10:33 AM
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For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
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04-09-2013, 10:47 AM
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(04-09-2013 10:33 AM)bemore Wrote:  [Image: computerGod.png]
how dare you !!!! The hadware god has nothing to do with software ( how often has a program crashed on you before you could save ? ).

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04-09-2013, 11:09 AM
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People lose him more than their keys.

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04-09-2013, 12:52 PM
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Let us pray...

May your Ram always be DDR3, may your drives never fail, may your fans always run true and silent, and may your frame rate always be greater than 60. Go now my son encode thy video frag thy foes and and be as cool as the liquid coursing past you CPU.

Amen.

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04-09-2013, 01:12 PM
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(04-09-2013 12:52 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Let us pray...

May your Ram always be DDR3, may your drives never fail, may your fans always run true and silent, and may your frame rate always be greater than 60. Go now my son encode thy video frag thy foes and and be as cool as the liquid coursing past you CPU.

Amen.

Maybe replace the Amen with IT. I dunno, sounds catchy and appropriate. xD

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04-09-2013, 01:24 PM
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(04-09-2013 12:52 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Let us pray...

May your Ram always be DDR3, may your drives never fail, may your fans always run true and silent, and may your frame rate always be greater than 60. Go now my son encode thy video frag thy foes and and be as cool as the liquid coursing past you CPU.

Amen.

actually the praying ritual works like this :

you have to yell "work you pice of shit Angry " followed by a kick, then the lord will reach down and make your pc work.Bowing
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04-09-2013, 01:57 PM
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(04-09-2013 01:24 PM)H2O2 Wrote:  
(04-09-2013 12:52 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Let us pray...

May your Ram always be DDR3, may your drives never fail, may your fans always run true and silent, and may your frame rate always be greater than 60. Go now my son encode thy video frag thy foes and and be as cool as the liquid coursing past you CPU.

Amen.

actually the praying ritual works like this :

you have to yell "work you pice of shit Angry " followed by a kick, then the lord will reach down and make your pc work.Bowing

You have sinned!

For penance you must defrag all of your drives twice, restart your machine four times, update your drivers, rewrite a DLL and then run a repair install.

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04-09-2013, 03:18 PM
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(04-09-2013 12:52 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Let us pray...

May your Ram always be DDR3, may your drives never fail, may your fans always run true and silent, and may your frame rate always be greater than 60. Go now my son encode thy video frag thy foes and and be as cool as the liquid coursing past you CPU.

Amen.

It's much more poetic and effective if chanted in the original language of machine God:

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04-09-2013, 03:54 PM
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