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25-02-2015, 11:41 PM (This post was last modified: 26-02-2015 12:05 AM by Shadow Fox.)
I found religion today!
Ok ok! I know I said I was a Kopimist when I signed up here ( I still am ), but THIS ONE is different!

Today! I just became ordained as a Priest of Dudism! All it took was 5 minutes to read about dudism, and twenty seconds to fill out a form with just my name and email.

An ancient philosophy that preachers non-preachyness. The worlds slowest growing religion and the only things we need to do is relax, abide and try and promise to not be a rug pisser! Thats...pretty much about it really. Anything else too complex or rulezy just makes things too complicated and that is very undude like.

For those who have no idea about the dude. I suggest you go out, watch the Big Lebowski movie, and absorb its message so you know what the hell I am talking about. Plus, its good to watch a nice movie. Especially if you chill with your friends doing it.

http://dudeism.com/

Now, I just need to visit the county clerk in my area and I cam be signed up to be legally registered to perform weddings and funerals. Sleepy

Now if you excuse me, I gotta go abide someplace and do stuff I enjoy.

My life was dull, full of headache and bad things that made me feel bad, as well as good times and things that made me feel good.
After I discovered dudism, my life....didn't change at all. And I am thankful for that! Although, I will abide a lot more from now on and fight against all things un-dude like in the future. Un-dude things like rug pissers, brats, nihilists, solipsists, preachy-ness people, bad religion dudes who are un-dude like and try and piss on our rugs and hate on us and others.


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25-02-2015, 11:57 PM
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Dude!

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26-02-2015, 12:02 AM
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I just got ordained!!!!!!! Thanks Fox!!

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26-02-2015, 05:32 AM
I found religion today!
I've been a Dudeist priest for a couple years now. It's pretty nice. Smile Welcome to the rug.
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26-02-2015, 06:20 AM
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I am now an Ordained Dudeist Priest. I will add that to my ordination as a Minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pasta be upon him).

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26-02-2015, 06:36 AM
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I'd join, but fuck it man. Lets go bowling.
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26-02-2015, 06:49 AM
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Just ordained into Dudeism. Angel

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26-02-2015, 08:57 AM
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(26-02-2015 06:36 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  I'd join, but fuck it man. Lets go bowling.

Just don't bring any guns. I don't care how important a league game is.
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26-02-2015, 09:07 AM
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(25-02-2015 11:41 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  Ok ok! I know I said I was a Kopimist when I signed up here ( I still am ), but THIS ONE is different!

Today! I just became ordained as a Priest of Dudism! All it took was 5 minutes to read about dudism, and twenty seconds to fill out a form with just my name and email.

An ancient philosophy that preachers non-preachyness. The worlds slowest growing religion and the only things we need to do is relax, abide and try and promise to not be a rug pisser! Thats...pretty much about it really. Anything else too complex or rulezy just makes things too complicated and that is very undude like.

For those who have no idea about the dude. I suggest you go out, watch the Big Lebowski movie, and absorb its message so you know what the hell I am talking about. Plus, its good to watch a nice movie. Especially if you chill with your friends doing it.

http://dudeism.com/

Now, I just need to visit the county clerk in my area and I cam be signed up to be legally registered to perform weddings and funerals. Sleepy

Now if you excuse me, I gotta go abide someplace and do stuff I enjoy.

My life was dull, full of headache and bad things that made me feel bad, as well as good times and things that made me feel good.
After I discovered dudism, my life....didn't change at all. And I am thankful for that! Although, I will abide a lot more from now on and fight against all things un-dude like in the future. Un-dude things like rug pissers, brats, nihilists, solipsists, preachy-ness people, bad religion dudes who are un-dude like and try and piss on our rugs and hate on us and others.

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26-02-2015, 10:09 AM
I found religion today!
Think this is how jesus got so popular? So folks sitting around saying "you know that Jesus guy? He's really chill, and he healed that guy that got the wood splinters in his eyes, saved him from going blind. Also, when that wedding we were all at ran out of wine, he showed up with more(kind of like the frat brother that brings the keg). In a thousand years the Dude will be worshipped for his feats on the pine.
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