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15-01-2013, 01:15 AM
I hate England
Hello angry people from England who have stormed in here looking to rage. Here's is my personal letter to England.

Dear England,

I hate you. I hate how you think you can include a few tiny islands and call yourself by a different name. I hate how you prefaced the name of your small island kingdom with Great. Might as well call yourself Awesome Britain. I hate your nails on a chalkboard accent. I hate your outdated choice of government regime. I hate how you still have a "royal" family. I hate your teeth. I hate your fashion sense. I hate your affinity for all things proper. I hate all these things:

http://mumabroad.wordpress.com/2009/12/2...england-2/

But mainly, I hate you because as small as your country is, you have produced the smartest people and the best music in the world.

Stephen Hawking, Hitchens (though he was technically "American"), Richard Dawkins, Shakespeare, Tolkien, Darwin, Thomas Paine, ACDC, Queen, Clapton, Ozzy, Elton John, Led Zep, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Def Leppard...

I mean, Christ, the only ones in America I can name off the top of my head is like Sam Harris, Daniel Dennett, Edwin Hubble, Neil d'Tyson, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, and Mark Twain.

Every time I look up a philosopher, scientist, or musician I am quite fond of, I'm frequently pissed to find out they're from England. Even most of my favorite actors (Tom Hardy, Daniel Day Lewis, Kate Beckinsale, etc) are from your tiny island. And for stealing all the glory, I hate you.

"Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind."

"We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change."
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15-01-2013, 01:21 AM
RE: I hate England
I live in England and even I hate it.

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
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15-01-2013, 01:25 AM
RE: I hate England
Edgar Allen Poe was fairly talented.
Martin Luther King Jr. came up with an idea that rivals that of scientists.
Steve Jobbs, Bill Gates.
Brian Greene.
Ok, perhaps you're right.
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15-01-2013, 01:25 AM
RE: I hate England
I like England.

You never see the sun.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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15-01-2013, 01:26 AM
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The facebook guy, lmao.
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15-01-2013, 01:28 AM
RE: I hate England
I think you will find ACDC are from Australia, not England. Drinking Beverage

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15-01-2013, 01:31 AM
RE: I hate England
Is the something that should in still national pride in me?

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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15-01-2013, 01:36 AM
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(15-01-2013 01:28 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I think you will find ACDC are from Australia, not England. Drinking Beverage

Yeah, but Brian Johnson IS ac/dc.

And if you're a Bon Scott fan, well he's Scottish. So either way.


Edit: I'll post this here because the forum is saying I've exceed my daily post count of 160? I seriously doubt it.

(15-01-2013 01:46 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  You put ac/dc on the list and left off the Beatles? Seriously?

I personally hate the Beatles. They're like the British version of KISS. A decent band that rode the fame train for decades longer than deserved.




"Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind."

"We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change."
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15-01-2013, 01:46 AM
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You put ac/dc on the list and left off the Beatles? Seriously?

Wind's in the east, a mist coming in
Like something is brewing and about to begin
Can't put my finger on what lies in store
but I feel what's to happen has happened before...


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15-01-2013, 01:47 AM
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(15-01-2013 01:25 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  I like England.

You never see the sun.

You never see the sun in Oregon. Between the two, I'd rather be in England,

Wind's in the east, a mist coming in
Like something is brewing and about to begin
Can't put my finger on what lies in store
but I feel what's to happen has happened before...


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