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19-02-2014, 02:12 AM (This post was last modified: 20-02-2014 12:25 AM by Thammuz.)
I hate mornings...
In bed
-Alarm clock goes off at 5:30
-SNOOZE!!!
-SNOOZE!!!
-... just one more snooze... then I'll get up, promised!
-snooze
-snoooooze
-sno... lemme just check that, 5:55? SHIT!!!
-Rush rush! I'm gonna be laaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!!!


Bathroom
-Lights! it burns my eyes, why didn't I install a dimmer?
-Shower on, taking an eternity for water to heat
-In the meantime, trying to put contact lenses, but can't get my eyes open because the lights burns
-Ok, water's hot, brushing my teeth and washing myself at the same time. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: early morning multitasking! +50XP
-Shaving? nope, no time, deodorant, cologne and moisturizing cream, because I have sensitive skin, wax in my hair, styling will be for later.
-Time? 6:15? Oh shit, I should be on the road by now!
-And I forgot to ready my clothes... damn


bedroom part 2
-Getting dressed quietly, waking up girflriend while trying to find a matching pair of socks
-Aplogizing to GF


kitchen
-6:18... I'm gonna be soooo stuck in traffic...
-And I was too lazy to make my lunch yesterday evening
-Ok, sandwich, fruit, yogurt... ready, 6:25

-GF yelling from upstairs: "DID YOU PUT OUT THE TRASH YESTERDAY?"

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garage
-6:27
-Oh, look what the cats brought in, a mouse...
-Take the trash, put the mouse in it, put it outside
-Clean up the mess
-Cats disappointed

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hallway
-Putting on shoes
-Taking all my bags and stuff
-Oh, great it started raining...


racing to the highway
-6:45
-Feeling as if I were racing on the Nürburgring


The highway
-Oh, there was a drop of rain, so 90% of all drivers morphed into spastic morons
-Going 30kmh, stuck behing a Polish truck
-Taking the wrong lane to cut of 2km of traffic, looking for a weak driver (elderly woman in a small car), cut her off, take my rightful place and win 15min of waiting in line
-VICTORY, MUHAHAHAHA. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED. Sociopath! +100XP
-Still going 15kmh, but almost at destination
-AAARGH, got cut off by a BMW driver
-Who cuts off someone like that? Can't he wait in line like EVERYONE else?
-7:45... come oooooon, go faster!

parking lot at work
-No room left, oh wait, there's a spot not too far from the entrance. But a BMW driver parked like a moron, so I have half an inch on both sides left
-SQUEEZEEEEE...
-ok, a little over half an inch, BMW driver's gonna be mad, but fuck him

work
-7:55, 55 min later than usual... but, I'm the first one here?
-VICTORYYYYY, nobody will ever know I was late, muhahahaha
-coffee and TTA



GOOD MORNING BITCHEEEES!!!!


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edit: typo

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19-02-2014, 02:39 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
Wow!

Here's mine...

06:12 Alarm goes off
Stretch.
Unrecline the reclining chair.
First smoke.
Start work.

07:55 Shit, shower, shave
08:11 Blowjob
08:22 Write stuff, read stuff, edit stuff

At various times later, food appears

FML.

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19-02-2014, 03:50 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
I get out of work at 7am and then I have the rest of the day to myself, so my mornings are pretty badass.

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19-02-2014, 07:38 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
I was about 40 when one day I decided to get off the snooze button. Yep, quit cold turkey. I am now 58 and since then I have not punched a snooze button. I get up and get busy. I am now free of the hate to get up bug. Now I am just neutral.

I like it quiet in the mornings and find the cheerful morning person someone I will not start a day with, worse than annoying.

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19-02-2014, 08:41 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
Man, am I ever happy to be retired and out of the rat race, tho I still get up around 4:30am every morning, grab a cup of coffee, let the dogs out and sit on the porch thinking about all the shit I'm gonna do today....... and then rarely do any of it. Blush

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19-02-2014, 08:59 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
Hmm...
Before I go to bed: shower/shave. (x100 XP for tactical advantage)

*next morning*

4:30 Alarm; snooze.
4:40 Alarm; snooze.
4:50 Alarm; stretch for 5 minutes.
4:55 Get dressed.
5:00 Brush teeth/wash face (have short hair, no need for styling).
5:05-5:10 Out the door (x50 XP for getting ready in under 15 minutes)
5:50-5:55 Make it to work (about a 45 minute drive - going 70mph).
6:00 Start my shift.
8:00-8:15 Get breakfast on my first break. Since the cafeteria people love me, I always get extra bacon for free.

*Achievement Unlocked: Morning Pro*
Like a boss.
(Yes I hate mornings)

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19-02-2014, 09:22 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
5:25 Alarm - get up
5:30-5:50 shower, get dressed, etc..
5:55 wake kids up for school
6:00-6:45 fix kids lunch, eat breakfast, poke kids to keep moving
6:45 leave to drop kids
6:55 drop kids at school
7:05 arrive at work only 5 minutes late
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19-02-2014, 09:54 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
4:30- wake up, look at clock, smile because I'm not looking at the inside of a pine box.
4:35- boil water for tea and oatmeal.
4:50- eat small breakfast and clean kitchen.
5:15- make lunch for my daughter and start prepping breakfast for her and my wife.
5:30-7:20- Morning Chores. (Feed critters, collect eggs, etc.)
7:20- make tea, watch sunrise.
8:00- make breakfast for the girls, wake family.
8:30- start my day.


I own an alarm clock, but I haven't turned the alarm on in over three years. I am one of those annoying people that can decide the night before what time to wake up, and be wide awake three minutes before the designated time......every time.

Fortunately for my family, I also value peace and solitude. So no one ever even knows I'm up. I love the morning.

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19-02-2014, 10:03 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
(19-02-2014 09:54 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I own an alarm clock, but I haven't turned the alarm on in over three years. I am one of those annoying people that can decide the night before what time to wake up, and be wide awake three minutes before the designated time......every time.

I want that superpower Sadcryface

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19-02-2014, 10:28 AM
RE: I hate mornings...
How do people get up at FOUR AND FIVE in the morning? I would start having murderous tendencies.

If I have to shower:
- 6:30/6:50
- shower/brush teeth
- get dressed
- let hair air dry for like thirty minutes
- eat breakfast
- do hair
- go to school
- die

If I don't shower:
- 7:25
- brush teeth/wash face
- do hair
- eat breakfast
- get dressed
- go to school
- die
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