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19-02-2014, 10:34 AM
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(19-02-2014 10:28 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  How do people get up at FOUR AND FIVE in the morning? I would start having murderous tendencies.

You go to bed earlier. I go to bed between 9:30 and 10:30 so I can get 7 to 8 hours of sleep.
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19-02-2014, 10:35 AM
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(19-02-2014 10:28 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  How do people get up at FOUR AND FIVE in the morning? I would start having murderous tendencies.

If I have to shower:
- 6:30/6:50
- shower/brush teeth
- get dressed
- let hair air dry for like thirty minutes
- eat breakfast
- do hair
- go to school
- die

If I don't shower:
- 7:25
- brush teeth/wash face
- do hair
- eat breakfast
- get dressed
- go to school
- die

Go to bed before 11pm?

Way to be a drama queen Tongue

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19-02-2014, 06:29 PM (This post was last modified: 19-02-2014 06:37 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(19-02-2014 09:54 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  4:30- wake up, look at clock, smile because I'm not looking at the inside of a pine box.
4:35- boil water for tea and oatmeal.
4:50- eat small breakfast and clean kitchen.
5:15- make lunch for my daughter and start prepping breakfast for her and my wife.
5:30-7:20- Morning Chores. (Feed critters, collect eggs, etc.)
7:20- make tea, watch sunrise.
8:00- make breakfast for the girls, wake family.
8:30- start my day.


I own an alarm clock, but I haven't turned the alarm on in over three years. I am one of those annoying people that can decide the night before what time to wake up, and be wide awake three minutes before the designated time......every time.

Fortunately for my family, I also value peace and solitude. So no one ever even knows I'm up. I love the morning.

4:30- wake up, look at clock, smile because I got another 4.5 hours sleep ahead of me.
4:31 - take a leak.
4:32 - take another 10 mg melatonin.
8:55 - Manly wakes me up, pop in the shower and vow to keep my bowels quiet until I get to work when I'm on the clock getting paid to take a shit.
9:03 - Manly drops me off at work.
9:05 - wade through meaningless after meaningless bullshit email to see if some fool dared to task my ass with something.
11:00 - take another 10 mg melatonin.
11:30 - Manly picks me up from work so I can take my siesta.
11:35 - take a siesta.
13:00 - return to work and say "Okay, what's on the docket for today?"

Big Grin

(19-02-2014 10:28 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  If I don't shower:

Blink ... Blink ... Hobo 'Bama personal hygiene sounds hit and miss grody. Hobo

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19-02-2014, 06:50 PM
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I hate mornings.

Work Days

5:08-alarm goes off, "SNOOZE, DAMN YOU!"
5:18-"Damn, that wasn't ten minutes." Looks at Weather Channel app with one eye alternating which one's open.
5:22- Realize I have to roll my ass out of bed. Get dressed.
5:25-brush teeth/bathroom/fix hair
5:35-Put on shoes while finding whatever song is stuck in my head on youtube
5:43-go to car, scrap windows if needed. Drive
5:53-arrive at work. Realize I have 7 minutes before I have to clock in so I light a cigarette and smoke in my truck.
5:57-realize I should put out whatever's left of my cigarette and go in.
5:59-clock in
6:00-buy my green tea and prepare myself for the day

Non Work Days


10:30/11something- Wake up, looks at clock. "Screw that, I have nothing to wake up for! I'm going back to sleep!"
10:31/11something-falls asleep again

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19-02-2014, 06:53 PM
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Ok Thammuz... You have some explaining to do. How is it you've tracked and recorded my mornings? Angry

Well since I usually cram all of that into ten minutes I'll assume this is actually your morning. (except the shower, I have to do that in the evenings. Either I'd never make it out of the house, or I'd never smell nice... Seriously, one or the other folks)

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19-02-2014, 09:04 PM
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(19-02-2014 06:29 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Blink ... Blink ... Hobo 'Bama personal hygiene sounds hit and miss grody. Hobo

I don't shower in the mornings if I shower at night. Big Grin
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19-02-2014, 09:07 PM
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(19-02-2014 06:29 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Blink ... Blink ... Hobo 'Bama personal hygiene sounds hit and miss grody. Hobo

Don't be mean to her she's way more hygienic than most people in Alabama! She showered three times last year, she even used soap one time! Angry

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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19-02-2014, 09:08 PM
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(19-02-2014 09:07 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(19-02-2014 06:29 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Blink ... Blink ... Hobo 'Bama personal hygiene sounds hit and miss grody. Hobo

Don't be mean to her she's way more hygienic than most people in Alabama! She showered three times last year, she even used soap one time! Angry

Yeah well at least when I do shower, I wash the cracks. You don't, which would explain the mold. Big Grin
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19-02-2014, 09:17 PM
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(19-02-2014 09:08 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(19-02-2014 09:07 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Don't be mean to her she's way more hygienic than most people in Alabama! She showered three times last year, she even used soap one time! Angry

Yeah well at least when I do shower, I wash the cracks. You don't, which would explain the mold. Big Grin

Be nice! Fat folk can have miles of crack Sad
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19-02-2014, 09:23 PM
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(19-02-2014 09:17 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(19-02-2014 09:08 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Yeah well at least when I do shower, I wash the cracks. You don't, which would explain the mold. Big Grin

Be nice! Fat folk can have miles of crack Sad
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Holy shit Blink

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