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20-06-2014, 07:58 PM
I have decided to worship...
Superman.

His gospels might be inconsistent at times, but the message is always good. He never endorses evil actions (except under red kryptonite), he always protects the weak. He serves truth and justice. Much more consistent than the gospels of some other god.

And so what if he's fictional? Doesn't seem to bother Moses or Yahweh.
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20-06-2014, 08:08 PM
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Yeah, Yahweh does seem more like the Hulk.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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20-06-2014, 08:17 PM
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(20-06-2014 08:08 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Yeah, Yahweh does seem more like the Hulk.

I would say Yahweh would be closer to Thanos or Darkseid.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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20-06-2014, 08:25 PM
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Superman is great but the other fictional guy who drinks a lot of wine and hangs out with hookers has been a big influence in my life. I like the story about slapping the other cheek. I think he was in a gang or something.

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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20-06-2014, 08:33 PM
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Can I just worship Cat Woman's tights?

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20-06-2014, 08:40 PM
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Superman is a tool. Nothing more than a political pawn.

Now Batman. There's a real hero.

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20-06-2014, 08:41 PM
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Cat woman murders people. So not a suitable figure for worship.
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20-06-2014, 09:11 PM
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All of you will burn for worshiping the false gods of the DC! Spider Man, the Spectacular one, will show you the error of your ways!

After all, if there is no Spider Man, then who makes all the spider webs?
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20-06-2014, 09:16 PM
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(20-06-2014 08:41 PM)natachan Wrote:  Cat woman murders people. So not a suitable figure for worship.

I see what you did there Thumbsup

The question seems to be...

Should one worship those we fear or those we love.

Perhaps the trick is to conflate the two?

  1. Invent a superhero
  2. Define 'good'
  3. Define 'evil'
  4. ???
  5. Profit.


Idea

  1. Invent a superhero
  2. Define 'good'
  3. Define 'evil'
  4. Start a Religion
  5. Prophet
  6. Profit.

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20-06-2014, 09:32 PM
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As a follower of Powdered Toast Man, I consider the worship of Superman, Batman, Spiderman and Catwoman to be heretical.

I hereby declare full scale nuclear war upon you and your blasphemy. If humanity will not see the wisdom of His blessed powdered wheat products, made known by his prophets Lord Ren and Lord Stimpy (peace be upon them), then humanity shall burn in nuclear fire.


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