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03-10-2014, 07:39 AM
I have found religion!
Oh, yes I have.

I worship every day for about an hour.

It's ok and even desirable to fall asleep during service.

When I close my eyes I receive divine communications about the well-being of my body and mind.

A feeling of serenity blankets me.

A state of deep meditation is induced.

At the end of the hour I feel relaxed and revitalized all at once.

That massage chair is the best damn thing that ever happened to me. Big Grin

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03-10-2014, 07:42 AM
RE: I have found religion!
(03-10-2014 07:39 AM)Dom Wrote:  Oh, yes I have.

I worship every day for about an hour.

It's ok and even desirable to fall asleep during service.

When I close my eyes I receive divine communications about the well-being of my body and mind.

A feeling of serenity blankets me.

A state of deep meditation is induced.

At the end of the hour I feel relaxed and revitalized all at once.

That massage chair is the best damn thing that ever happened to me. Big Grin

Post a picture of the chair and I'll paste a halo above it with MS Paint.

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03-10-2014, 08:04 AM
RE: I have found religion!
(03-10-2014 07:42 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(03-10-2014 07:39 AM)Dom Wrote:  Oh, yes I have.

I worship every day for about an hour.

It's ok and even desirable to fall asleep during service.

When I close my eyes I receive divine communications about the well-being of my body and mind.

A feeling of serenity blankets me.

A state of deep meditation is induced.

At the end of the hour I feel relaxed and revitalized all at once.

That massage chair is the best damn thing that ever happened to me. Big Grin

Post a picture of the chair and I'll paste a halo above it with MS Paint.


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03-10-2014, 08:12 AM
RE: I have found religion!
If I worship you can I sit in your chair for a bit?

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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03-10-2014, 08:23 AM
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(03-10-2014 08:12 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  If I worship you can I sit in your chair for a bit?

Definitely. We can found a church!

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03-10-2014, 09:31 AM
RE: I have found religion!
The massage chair where i get my nails done is absolutely epic.
I feel the love!!!

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03-10-2014, 09:34 AM
RE: I have found religion!
(03-10-2014 08:23 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(03-10-2014 08:12 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  If I worship you can I sit in your chair for a bit?

Definitely. We can found a church!

Can I sit in the chair with you? Big Grin

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03-10-2014, 10:13 AM
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I think I found a mascot.

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03-10-2014, 10:25 AM
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(03-10-2014 08:04 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(03-10-2014 07:42 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Post a picture of the chair and I'll paste a halo above it with MS Paint.


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I did one even better

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03-10-2014, 10:27 AM
RE: I have found religion!
(03-10-2014 09:34 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(03-10-2014 08:23 AM)Dom Wrote:  Definitely. We can found a church!

Can I sit in the chair with you? Big Grin

Nope, you'll have to wait your turn with Full Circle.

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