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09-01-2015, 11:52 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(09-01-2015 11:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Dude, go to the doc an get on anxiety meds. You'd feel a hell of a lot better.

No need to freak until it's more than just bird shot spraying your house. Either a car backfired or a neighbor is shooting a possum (opossum) off their back porch. NBD. People ain't gonna waste expensive ass ammo to shoot up the wrong damn home. They're gonna hit their target and get the fuck outta there.

Fun Fact:

A possum will keep playing dead as leaves are raked over it, and it's surrounded by people raking. Shy

When it's part of the bundle of raked leaves that grandpa picks up to throw in the fire it starts making this hissing sound, and grandpa showers the entire area with the bundle of leaves he was just carrying! Shy

Grandpa prolly pooped himself, too, from what I can remember of his body movements! Laugh out load

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09-01-2015, 11:54 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(09-01-2015 11:24 PM)diddo97 Wrote:  So yeah

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10-01-2015, 12:03 AM
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(09-01-2015 11:24 PM)diddo97 Wrote:  [Thread title]

So yeah

Yay?

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10-01-2015, 12:15 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
One of my all time favorite songs, Diddo. Just listen to it and chill.

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10-01-2015, 12:25 AM
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(09-01-2015 11:47 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(09-01-2015 11:44 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yeah...it's the hamsters. Yes

(I don't mean to be mean, really, but I can't take anything diddo says seriously anymore)

Me either.




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10-01-2015, 12:37 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
Shoot back.

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10-01-2015, 12:51 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 12:37 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Shoot back.

I think there's a worst advice ever thread... Tongue

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10-01-2015, 12:54 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 12:37 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Shoot back.

No use KC, the world is already fucked, and dildo has already volunteered to go first.

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10-01-2015, 12:54 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 12:37 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Shoot back.

I am not against guns but the thought of Diddles with a loaded weapon makes me queasy. Gasp

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10-01-2015, 01:00 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(09-01-2015 11:52 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(09-01-2015 11:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Dude, go to the doc an get on anxiety meds. You'd feel a hell of a lot better.

No need to freak until it's more than just bird shot spraying your house. Either a car backfired or a neighbor is shooting a possum (opossum) off their back porch. NBD. People ain't gonna waste expensive ass ammo to shoot up the wrong damn home. They're gonna hit their target and get the fuck outta there.

Fun Fact:

A possum will keep playing dead as leaves are raked over it, and it's surrounded by people raking. Shy

When it's part of the bundle of raked leaves that grandpa picks up to throw in the fire it starts making this hissing sound, and grandpa showers the entire area with the bundle of leaves he was just carrying! Shy

Grandpa prolly pooped himself, too, from what I can remember of his body movements! Laugh out load

I was going to say this was another worthless thread by diddo, but then I saw this gem and now I almost want to up rep diddo for being the reason I got to read this post. Almost.

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