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10-01-2015, 02:39 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(09-01-2015 11:52 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(09-01-2015 11:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Dude, go to the doc an get on anxiety meds. You'd feel a hell of a lot better.

No need to freak until it's more than just bird shot spraying your house. Either a car backfired or a neighbor is shooting a possum (opossum) off their back porch. NBD. People ain't gonna waste expensive ass ammo to shoot up the wrong damn home. They're gonna hit their target and get the fuck outta there.

Fun Fact:

A possum will keep playing dead as leaves are raked over it, and it's surrounded by people raking. Shy

When it's part of the bundle of raked leaves that grandpa picks up to throw in the fire it starts making this hissing sound, and grandpa showers the entire area with the bundle of leaves he was just carrying! Shy

Grandpa prolly pooped himself, too, from what I can remember of his body movements! Laugh out load
This just makes me further believe that opossums are demon spawn. They may not have rabies (unlike raccoons and other dumpster diving animals, opossums have a slightly lower than average body temp and therefore rarely can harbor rabies) but they are still evil. Never directly encountered one by I saw a few walk by and I could feel the evil reek from its dark fur and see the hellfire when it glanced at me with its beady, soulless eyes.

Then again, when I think of opossums, I think of




((On a more serious note, I wouldn't worry about it unless the noise came after people screaming/arguing or just before a scream of pain/cries for help. Even then, an internet forum ain't the first place you to go with this sort of thing. I assume there was no humans or animals making noises so I'll assume that you're just getting yourself worked up over nothing. Unless you like starting threads about hearing gunshots with the only comment being "so yeah," which, uh, alrighty then?))

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10-01-2015, 02:43 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
Are you sure you haven't used circular reasoning to figure out it was gun fire?

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10-01-2015, 03:03 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 12:54 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 12:37 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Shoot back.

I am not against guns but the thought of Diddles with a loaded weapon makes me queasy. Gasp

No. I have faith he would use the end of the barrel as a sniper scope.

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10-01-2015, 03:05 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
KC, your faith is fucked. Tongue

Dildo, who the fuck cares and why should they?

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10-01-2015, 03:07 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 03:03 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 12:54 AM)Anjele Wrote:  I am not against guns but the thought of Diddles with a loaded weapon makes me queasy. Gasp

No. I have faith he would use the end of the barrel as a sniper scope.

Do I have the firearm for you! And by 'you', I mean dildo.

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10-01-2015, 03:39 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 02:43 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  Are you sure you haven't used circular reasoning to figure out it was gun fire?

Good point. What's his authority for deciding that it was gun fire? After all, he can't use evidence because he isn't convinced by the need for it.
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10-01-2015, 05:10 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
Why is it that a song with these lyrics remind me of our spammy friend Dildo?

Well the drugs don't work, they just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again





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10-01-2015, 05:29 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 03:39 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 02:43 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  Are you sure you haven't used circular reasoning to figure out it was gun fire?

Good point. What's his authority for deciding that it was gun fire? After all, he can't use evidence because he isn't convinced by the need for it.

When your epistemology is anything but evidence based, I have no idea what to do with that other than completely write the person off as either a delusional fukwit or a troll. Dildo is both. Once you're in the land of Magical Thinking™, all bets are off.

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10-01-2015, 12:41 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 03:05 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  KC, your faith is fucked. Tongue

Dildo, who the fuck cares and why should they?

He got this place confused with twitter again.


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10-01-2015, 02:01 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
I haven't been here long, but I've been here long enough.
Maybe we got lucky and dildo took a round.
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