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10-01-2015, 08:57 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 08:33 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 07:39 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Yeah but, she's from Alabama.

You've seen what they do to their signs, right?

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AND THAT PHOTO IS LITERALLY NO EXAGGERATION. DON'T EVER COME HERE. MY WIFE, MY KIDS AND I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR AND LACK OF EDUCATION.

Steve is a woman? He had your kids?

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10-01-2015, 09:30 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 08:33 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 07:39 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Yeah but, she's from Alabama.

You've seen what they do to their signs, right?

[Image: 2012-04-20%2B001%2B017%2B%2528640x480%2529.jpg]

AND THAT PHOTO IS LITERALLY NO EXAGGERATION. DON'T EVER COME HERE. MY WIFE, MY KIDS AND I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR AND LACK OF EDUCATION.

Ferdi, I’ve been visiting Alabama for 28 years and NOTHING that happens there surprises me anymore.

I was traveling along a back road in the middle of the state on our way to Grove Hill when a beatup truck passes us and on the bumper was a sticker that said:

COON HUNTERS FOR CHRIST

Well, needless to say I nearly drove off the road laughing so hard. Now, is this a double entendre? Could this be a cover for the KKK? I didn’t know so off I went to Google and this is what I found, their own website and Facebook page

http://christiancoonhunters.webs.com

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Coon-Hunt...8988442481

I just don’t...I mean I can’t...oh, ffs it is Alafuckingbama after all. Facepalm

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10-01-2015, 09:37 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
Awww. That reminds me of the coon dog cemetery I pass when we go camping.

You mean to tell me y'all don't have bullet holes in your road signs elsewhere? Thought that was pretty normal...

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10-01-2015, 09:47 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
Makes me want to re-read 'Where The Red Fern Grows'.
*Sniff*
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10-01-2015, 09:50 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 09:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Awww. That reminds me of the coon dog cemetery I pass when we go camping.

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10-01-2015, 09:58 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
Actually, from a couple of private messages I know the city that Diddo lives in, I used to live in the same city many years ago. The possibility of gunfire isn't a big stretch. There's lots of drugs that pass through the area.

I was living in an apartment complex in that city and heard gunfire in the middle of the night. This guy had shot his girlfriend in the head. The killer was living under an assumed name, can't remember what that was, but his real name was Deathrage. My boyfriend at the time had to go in and testify for the prosecution. Scarey place.

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10-01-2015, 10:18 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
Laugh out load I hear gunfire on a near daily basis, too.

Skunks gonna die!

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10-01-2015, 10:19 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 09:47 PM)pablo Wrote:  Makes me want to re-read 'Where The Red Fern Grows'.
*Sniff*

Holy shit, my favorite book growing up! Thumbsup

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10-01-2015, 10:22 PM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 08:33 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 07:39 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Yeah but, she's from Alabama.

You've seen what they do to their signs, right?

[Image: 2012-04-20%2B001%2B017%2B%2528640x480%2529.jpg]

AND THAT PHOTO IS LITERALLY NO EXAGGERATION. DON'T EVER COME HERE. MY WIFE, MY KIDS AND I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR AND LACK OF EDUCATION.


THIS IS MY "NO EXAGGERATION" VOICE.

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12-01-2015, 10:55 AM
RE: I just heard gunfire near my house
(10-01-2015 08:57 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 08:33 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  AND THAT PHOTO IS LITERALLY NO EXAGGERATION. DON'T EVER COME HERE. MY WIFE, MY KIDS AND I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR AND LACK OF EDUCATION.

Steve is a woman? He had your kids?

HOW DID YOU KNOW???
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