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04-03-2015, 11:16 AM
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Quote: The team said their work, published in the BJU ...

Funniest part of the article.

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04-03-2015, 11:19 AM
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(04-03-2015 11:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(04-03-2015 11:09 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  ...
Too funny. There's a support group for women who's SO's are of the extra-large variety.

gagreflex.com?

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04-03-2015, 11:23 AM
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Penis joke time!

A woman starts up a conversation in a bar with a big, muscular man.

“Those are huge arms you have there how big are they?”, she asks.
“18 inches”, he says.
"How do you measure that?”
“With a tape measure”.
“Oh my”, she says.

“And what an enormous chest you have, how big is it?”
“52 inches”, he replies.
"How do you measure that?”
“With a tape measure”.
“Oh my”, she says.

“Those are enormous thighs you have, how big are they?”
“40 inches each”, he responds.
"How do you measure that?”
“With a tape measure”.
“Oh my”, she says.

Finally she screws up the courage and asks the burning question.
“And how big is your, you know, your penis”, she stammers.
“3 inches”, he tells her.
“What! Three inches? You have 18” arms, a 52” chest and 40” thighs and you have a 3” penis? How do you measure that?”






“From the floor”, he says.

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04-03-2015, 11:42 AM
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(04-03-2015 11:09 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Too funny. There's a support group for women who's SO's are of the extra-large variety.

Why? Is that such a ... huge problem for them?




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04-03-2015, 11:54 AM
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(04-03-2015 11:09 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(04-03-2015 10:53 AM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  Crazy. On another message board that I frequent, not moments ago a poster started a thread about a woman who wanted a divorce because on the wedding night she discovered her husband's penis was to big.

The crazy part was I made a Goldilocks reference. Came over here and this is the 2nd thread I see.

Too funny. There's a support group for women who's SO's are of the extra-large variety.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............I should join that!

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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04-03-2015, 12:38 PM
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(04-03-2015 11:09 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(04-03-2015 10:53 AM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  Crazy. On another message board that I frequent, not moments ago a poster started a thread about a woman who wanted a divorce because on the wedding night she discovered her husband's penis was to big.

The crazy part was I made a Goldilocks reference. Came over here and this is the 2nd thread I see.

Too funny. There's a support group for women who's SO's are of the extra-large variety.

#bigdickproblems Big Grin

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04-03-2015, 01:50 PM
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(04-03-2015 12:38 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  
(04-03-2015 11:09 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Too funny. There's a support group for women who's SO's are of the extra-large variety.

#bigdickproblems Big Grin

You laugh but.....

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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04-03-2015, 01:56 PM
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Standard response..

Her: "Who do you think you're going to please with THAT????"


Him: "ME!"

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04-03-2015, 05:29 PM
RE: I know some guys worry...
(04-03-2015 11:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(04-03-2015 11:09 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  ...
Too funny. There's a support group for women who's SO's are of the extra-large variety.

gagreflex.com?

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04-03-2015, 05:52 PM
RE: I know some guys worry...
(04-03-2015 05:29 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(04-03-2015 11:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  gagreflex.com?

:angel:

Their sister site is bruisedcervixesanonymous.com

I'm assuming that the alternative lifestyle site is pinksock.org.

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