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08-01-2013, 07:50 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 01:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  
(08-01-2013 01:16 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  I think I'll stick with being my own "god"

Thanks for the offer however.
Will you answer my prayers?

I could use a goddess too. No, not THAT kind of use, unless she's up for it...
I am the goddess,
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08-01-2013, 08:02 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 07:50 PM)HailMeNow Wrote:  
(08-01-2013 01:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  Will you answer my prayers?

I could use a goddess too. No, not THAT kind of use, unless she's up for it...
I am the goddess,

"Sex: Undisclosed". So now you're disclosing? You post more like a man so I just assumed...

Or are you Hermaphrodite, Greek god/dess of herds, travel, trade, heraldry, language, athletics, thievery, love, desire, beauty, fertility, the sea, and vegetation?

"Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly." - Robert A. Heinlein
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08-01-2013, 08:11 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 08:02 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  
(08-01-2013 07:50 PM)HailMeNow Wrote:  I am the goddess,

"Sex: Undisclosed". So now you're disclosing? You post more like a man so I just assumed...

Or are you Hermaphrodite, Greek god/dess of herds, travel, trade, heraldry, language, athletics, thievery, love, desire, beauty, fertility, the sea, and vegetation?
I only signed up today and didn't bother setting it up hun, yeh I'm female
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08-01-2013, 08:19 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
Ohmy

Can I have a pony?

Yes

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08-01-2013, 08:21 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 01:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  
(08-01-2013 01:16 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  I think I'll stick with being my own "god"

Thanks for the offer however.
Will you answer my prayers?

I could use a goddess too. No, not THAT kind of use, unless she's up for it...
I would make an excellent goddess..... Thumbsup

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08-01-2013, 08:23 PM
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I sacrifice my current god every so often. So i'm gonna need your address.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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08-01-2013, 08:24 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
Dear god, can I please have your bank account? Tongue

"It would be very nice if there were a God who created the world and was a benevolent providence, and if there were a moral order in the universe and an after-life; but it is a very striking fact that all this is exactly as we are bound to wish it to be."
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08-01-2013, 08:26 PM
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Woot! Two goddesses! Only one of you can have me, let the divine cat-fight commence!

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08-01-2013, 08:27 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 08:26 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  Woot! Two goddesses! Only one of you can have me, let the divine cat-fight commence!
If I were a goddess I wouldn't have to beg for worshipers. She can have you Tongue

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08-01-2013, 08:32 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 08:27 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(08-01-2013 08:26 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  Woot! Two goddesses! Only one of you can have me, let the divine cat-fight commence!
If I were a goddess I wouldn't have to beg for worshipers. She can have you Tongue
See, it's just that kind of "if you love them then let them go and if they love you they'll come back" attitude that makes me pick you. No begging, I'm all yours. I'll get right to the praying, I promise.

But, I will miss the cat-fight...

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