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08-01-2013, 10:07 AM
I'll be your new God
As well all know, all Athiests don't like any of the current Gods or Religions...I'd like to announce myself as your new God. The positives are that you know I am real and existing now, I am very wise so you may inbox me your prayers...You do however have to do whatever I ask of you and refer to me at all times as the 'Almighty one'
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08-01-2013, 10:25 AM
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"New god"? I was not aware I had an old one.

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08-01-2013, 11:00 AM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 10:07 AM)HailMeNow Wrote:  As well all know, all Athiests don't like any of the current Gods or Religions...I'd like to announce myself as your new God. The positives are that you know I am real and existing now, I am very wise so you may inbox me your prayers...You do however have to do whatever I ask of you and refer to me at all times as the 'Almighty one'
Hey people! See this? It's an INVITATION to SPAM THEIR PM BOX!

Why not? Big Grin

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08-01-2013, 01:03 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 10:07 AM)HailMeNow Wrote:  As well all know, all Athiests don't like any of the current Gods or Religions...I'd like to announce myself as your new God. The positives are that you know I am real and existing now, I am very wise so you may inbox me your prayers...You do however have to do whatever I ask of you and refer to me at all times as the 'Almighty one'
That's a good story.

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08-01-2013, 01:15 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
Seems more plausible than any other god; at least this one doesn't hide and seems willing to communicate with me. I'm game...
I may need a little testing here, to see if he answers prayers, if the reward is worth the time and effort invested

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08-01-2013, 01:16 PM
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I think I'll stick with being my own "god"

Thanks for the offer however.

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08-01-2013, 01:19 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 01:15 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  Seems more plausible than any other god; at least this one doesn't hide and seems willing to communicate with me. I'm game...
I may need a little testing here, to see if he answers prayers, if the reward is worth the time and effort invested
I see what you did there.
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08-01-2013, 01:35 PM
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(08-01-2013 01:16 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  I think I'll stick with being my own "god"

Thanks for the offer however.
Will you answer my prayers?

I could use a goddess too. No, not THAT kind of use, unless she's up for it...

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08-01-2013, 05:03 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 10:07 AM)HailMeNow Wrote:  As well all know, all Athiests don't like any of the current Gods or Religions...I'd like to announce myself as your new God. The positives are that you know I am real and existing now, I am very wise so you may inbox me your prayers...You do however have to do whatever I ask of you and refer to me at all times as the 'Almighty one'
*scratches head*

What's a god?

(Yes, I'm serious.)

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08-01-2013, 05:15 PM
RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 01:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  
(08-01-2013 01:16 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  I think I'll stick with being my own "god"

Thanks for the offer however.
Will you answer my prayers?
(08-01-2013 01:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  I could use a goddess too. No, not THAT kind of use, unless she's up for it...
Yes I will answer your prayers so long as you conduct yourself as I ask
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