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I'll be your new God
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08-01-2013, 10:07 AM
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I'll be your new God
As well all know, all Athiests don't like any of the current Gods or Religions...I'd like to announce myself as your new God. The positives are that you know I am real and existing now, I am very wise so you may inbox me your prayers...You do however have to do whatever I ask of you and refer to me at all times as the 'Almighty one'
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08-01-2013, 10:25 AM
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RE: I'll be your new God
"New god"? I was not aware I had an old one.
"Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself." - Near, Death Note |
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08-01-2013, 11:00 AM
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RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 10:07 AM)HailMeNow Wrote: As well all know, all Athiests don't like any of the current Gods or Religions...I'd like to announce myself as your new God. The positives are that you know I am real and existing now, I am very wise so you may inbox me your prayers...You do however have to do whatever I ask of you and refer to me at all times as the 'Almighty one'Hey people! See this? It's an INVITATION to SPAM THEIR PM BOX! Why not? 
theword: My point is that in the beginning was the Word. Jeffasaurus: And then centuries later came The Phrase. Long after people developed smarticles, they eventually got The Sentence. Experts are currently working on a new idea they tentatively call The Paragraph, but for now it's still just a theory. |
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08-01-2013, 01:03 PM
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RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 10:07 AM)HailMeNow Wrote: As well all know, all Athiests don't like any of the current Gods or Religions...I'd like to announce myself as your new God. The positives are that you know I am real and existing now, I am very wise so you may inbox me your prayers...You do however have to do whatever I ask of you and refer to me at all times as the 'Almighty one'That's a good story. Leviticus does not justify stupidity, but it is more than enough to define corruption of the human mind.
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08-01-2013, 01:15 PM
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RE: I'll be your new God
Seems more plausible than any other god; at least this one doesn't hide and seems willing to communicate with me. I'm game...
I may need a little testing here, to see if he answers prayers, if the reward is worth the time and effort invested "Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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08-01-2013, 01:16 PM
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RE: I'll be your new God
I think I'll stick with being my own "god"
Thanks for the offer however. “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” A.A. Milne |
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08-01-2013, 01:19 PM
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RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 01:15 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote: Seems more plausible than any other god; at least this one doesn't hide and seems willing to communicate with me. I'm game...I see what you did there. |
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08-01-2013, 01:35 PM
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RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 01:16 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote: I think I'll stick with being my own "god"Will you answer my prayers? I could use a goddess too. No, not THAT kind of use, unless she's up for it... "Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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08-01-2013, 05:03 PM
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RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 10:07 AM)HailMeNow Wrote: As well all know, all Athiests don't like any of the current Gods or Religions...I'd like to announce myself as your new God. The positives are that you know I am real and existing now, I am very wise so you may inbox me your prayers...You do however have to do whatever I ask of you and refer to me at all times as the 'Almighty one'*scratches head* What's a god? (Yes, I'm serious.) No amount of belief makes something a fact. -- James Randi It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. -- Mark Twain |
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08-01-2013, 05:15 PM
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RE: I'll be your new God
(08-01-2013 01:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:(08-01-2013 01:16 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote: I think I'll stick with being my own "god"Will you answer my prayers? (08-01-2013 01:35 PM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote: I could use a goddess too. No, not THAT kind of use, unless she's up for it...Yes I will answer your prayers so long as you conduct yourself as I ask |
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