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10-03-2014, 08:09 AM
I love Jesus
Jesus is responsible for the big bang and human evolution.
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10-03-2014, 08:17 AM
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(10-03-2014 08:09 AM)JesusFan987 Wrote:  Jesus is responsible for the big bang and human evolution.

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10-03-2014, 08:20 AM
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(10-03-2014 08:09 AM)JesusFan987 Wrote:  Jesus is responsible for the big bang and human evolution.

Nice.
You just might have a future in fiction writing.
Now all ya gotta do is prove that bullshit.
"Being responsible for the Big Bang" is a nonsensical statement. Just as nonsensical as "the universe coming into being". It implies "something went on" *before* spacetime.
It's meaningless.

I love my sparkly pink unicorn. AT least that exists. Jebus never existed.

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10-03-2014, 08:29 AM
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Jesus did all that Huh and I cant get the guy to show up on time to cut my lawn Blink

If you see him, tell em he's fired. Angry

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10-03-2014, 08:33 AM
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(10-03-2014 08:29 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Jesus did all that Huh and I cant get the guy to show up on time to cut my lawn Blink

If you see him, tell em he's fired. Angry

He is at my house, when he is done aerating and seeding I will send him over. Sorry for stealing him, thought I could hijack without anyone noticing. Wink


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10-03-2014, 08:34 AM
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(10-03-2014 08:09 AM)JesusFan987 Wrote:  Jesus is responsible for the big bang and human evolution.

So, Jesus was responsible for the big bang, huh? I do hope you have a peer-reviewed citation or two to back that up.

Also, why only human evolution? And why was Jesus so shit with directing human evolution? I mean, we pale in comparison to so much that is 'beneath' us.

I mean, look at the cone snail! Those things duplicate their genes faster than anything else on the planet if I remember correctly and as a result they have potentially thousands of different toxins at their disposal at any one given time for use on prey, which they hunt by shooting their targets with a harpoon-tooth thingy! Why can't humans do anything cool like that?!

Sure we have better brains than most giving us unsurpassed technological ability, but the vast majority of humans don't even use their brains properly!

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10-03-2014, 08:37 AM
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Crap. Checkmate Atheists.







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10-03-2014, 08:41 AM
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COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (I)
(1) If I say something must have a cause, it has a cause.
(2) I say the universe must have a cause.
(3) Therefore, the universe has a cause.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM IGNORANCE, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (IV)
(1) I don't understand evolution; I mean how could there be nothing then something?
(2) (Well-informed atheist gives articulate explanation of evolution and gently explains that the beginning of the universe has nothing to do with evolution.)
(3) Well it seems way too complicated and unlikely to me.  Plus I don't want to live my life thinking I evolved from a monkey.
(4) Therefore, God exists and Jesus died for our sins.
(5) (Atheist argues that theist's ignorance of evolution does not logically lead to the conclusion that there is a god, let alone the Christian god.)
(6) Says you!  God bless.
(7) Therefore, God exists.

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10-03-2014, 08:45 AM
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Course he is. He is also responsible for the hole in my sock.
Blast him.
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10-03-2014, 08:50 AM
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I thought Stewie and Brian were responsible for the Big Bang?

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