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10-03-2014, 08:53 AM
RE: I love Jesus
(10-03-2014 08:50 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  I thought Stewie and Brian were responsible for the Big Bang?

Personally, I choose to blame Earmuffs.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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10-03-2014, 08:56 AM (This post was last modified: 10-03-2014 09:03 AM by Dee.)
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"Jesus loves me this I know
For the bible tells me so . . ."

So sweet and simple, would you like cookies and milk now?

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10-03-2014, 08:59 AM
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10-03-2014, 09:00 AM
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Does Jesus know that you love him?

Did it result in a restraining order?
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10-03-2014, 09:04 AM
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(10-03-2014 09:00 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  Does Jesus know that you love him?

Did it result in a restraining order?

No.
Jebus was gay too.

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10-03-2014, 09:13 AM
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(10-03-2014 09:04 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 09:00 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  Does Jesus know that you love him?

Did it result in a restraining order?

No.
Jebus was gay too.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...y-probably

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10-03-2014, 09:28 AM
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(10-03-2014 09:13 AM)rampant.a.i. Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 09:04 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  No.
Jebus was gay too.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...y-probably

In one of the non-canonical gospels, the apostles tell Jesus he should turn Mary Magdalene into a man so she can "fully participate" in the *mysteries*.
http://davidgmcafee.wordpress.com/2010/0...sexuality/

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10-03-2014, 10:11 AM
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The true Big Bang hasn't happened yet, but when it does a Lost Lemon will be responsible for it.

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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10-03-2014, 10:33 AM
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(10-03-2014 10:11 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  The true Big Bang hasn't happened yet, but when it does a Lost Lemon will be responsible for it.

Ewy

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10-03-2014, 10:33 AM
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(10-03-2014 09:13 AM)rampant.a.i. Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 09:04 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  No.
Jebus was gay too.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...y-probably

A whole new meaning to "I came ... to bring a [pork] sword".

This explains why his dad arranged to have him taken out!

Never thought of that before.

Fucking love epiphanies Heart

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