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10-03-2014, 11:38 AM
I love Jesus
(10-03-2014 09:28 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 09:13 AM)rampant.a.i. Wrote:  http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...y-probably

In one of the non-canonical gospels, the apostles tell Jesus he should turn Mary Magdalene into a man so she can "fully participate" in the *mysteries*.
http://davidgmcafee.wordpress.com/2010/0...sexuality/

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10-03-2014, 11:48 AM
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(10-03-2014 11:36 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 10:11 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  The true Big Bang hasn't happened yet, but when it does a Lost Lemon will be responsible for it.

Many generations will sing songs of this glorious day.Bowing

Will there be a DVD for sale in the lobby after the show... Huh [Image: rofl.gif]

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10-03-2014, 11:50 AM
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(10-03-2014 11:48 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 11:36 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Many generations will sing songs of this glorious day.Bowing

Will there be a DVD for sale in the lobby after the show... Huh [Image: rofl.gif]

There will be three disks, one for 9 different camera angles, so 27 camera angles total!
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10-03-2014, 11:58 AM
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(10-03-2014 11:50 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 11:48 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Will there be a DVD for sale in the lobby after the show... Huh [Image: rofl.gif]

There will be three disks, one for 9 different camera angles, so 27 camera angles total!

Cool, sign me up.... we need some new stuff at the clubhouse. Big Grin

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10-03-2014, 11:58 AM
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(10-03-2014 11:58 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 11:50 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  There will be three disks, one for 9 different camera angles, so 27 camera angles total!

Cool, sign me up.... we need some new stuff at the clubhouse. Big Grin

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10-03-2014, 12:10 PM
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(10-03-2014 11:32 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 11:24 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  He knows he's joining. That is, if we will still accept him after such a display of disrespect.

You're still on the slut thing? Laugh out load
You've chosen DL, so I figured we're thru. Unless, you want to go on Jerry Springer?

We of the sexy banter thread club do not believe in monogamous relationships. I my feel a special connection with my Lemon, but I will still be attending the sexy banter orgies with Lemon, Smercury, Guley, UndergroundP, and whoever else shows up Big Grin

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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10-03-2014, 12:21 PM
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(10-03-2014 12:10 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 11:32 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  You're still on the slut thing? Laugh out load
You've chosen DL, so I figured we're thru. Unless, you want to go on Jerry Springer?

We of the sexy banter thread club do not believe in monogamous relationships. I my feel a special connection with my Lemon, but I will still be attending the sexy banter orgies with Lemon, Smercury, Guley, UndergroundP, and whoever else shows up Big Grin

My heart currently belongs to losty, but my orifices are free for all!Drooling
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10-03-2014, 12:24 PM
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(10-03-2014 11:33 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Well this is a pleasant and refreshing derailment.

I thought flaming, insulting, condemning, deliberately trying to start controversy in a person's introduction thread was prohibited.

I hope our new forum member comes back.

Welcome JesusFan987 Smile
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10-03-2014, 12:32 PM
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(10-03-2014 12:10 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 11:32 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  You're still on the slut thing? Laugh out load
You've chosen DL, so I figured we're thru. Unless, you want to go on Jerry Springer?

We of the sexy banter thread club do not believe in monogamous relationships. I my feel a special connection with my Lemon, but I will still be attending the sexy banter orgies with Lemon, Smercury, Guley, UndergroundP, and whoever else shows up Big Grin

I have this picture in my head of a lot of hot chicks in leather, holding whips and dildos. I'm not going to lie, a little scared Sadcryface

Edit: With DL in the back bring raped with a gag in his mouth

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10-03-2014, 12:34 PM
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(10-03-2014 12:32 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(10-03-2014 12:10 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  We of the sexy banter thread club do not believe in monogamous relationships. I my feel a special connection with my Lemon, but I will still be attending the sexy banter orgies with Lemon, Smercury, Guley, UndergroundP, and whoever else shows up Big Grin

I have this picture in my head of a lot of hot chicks in leather, holding whips and dildos. I'm not going to lie, a little scared Sadcryface

Edit: With DL in the back bring raped with a gag in his mouth

You can't rape the willing, dude. DL asks for it specifically.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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