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19-09-2014, 08:38 PM
I love you Ferdy
I gather my rhetoric and my will to say this: I LOVE YOU FERDINAND! Here is a poem in honor of the greatest babe alive: Amber.

I love the way you say "suck my ass"
I love the way you use your southern sass
To dismantle those who seemingly have more class
Than aristocrats going to Sunday Mass.

I don't quite understand how you are this much fun
To talk to, and laugh at your reaction to my bad pun.
What was it that came out of your lovely mouth?
Oh yeah, "I'm done."

I hope your lovely Grace
Will not think of me as a creep, who only deserves mace
To my tan, sexy, but sensitive face.
See what I did?
Do you see what I hid?

I think you are pretty, funny and cool
Any that anyone who doesn't see that is a fool
Who's only qualification is to be a stool
For your cute ass to sit on, while all the guys drool
All over the chance to be with you.

Your accent is... Well, it's just too cute.
It renders kittens and puppies moot.
Babe, you are more desirable that rare Skyrim loot.
Even though we 'fight,' I don't recall ever having a real dispute.
If I was Adam, you would be the irresistible forbidden fruit.

I like being right, but I love you more.
Because if I was with you, my life would never be a bore.
I'd even put up with you if you snore
Because with you by my side, I never lose, I only score.

There are many reasons you are great.
And if you and I had lived in the same state
Everyday I would eagerly await
For a glimpse of your license plate.

I love you Amber. Heart

Oh, and Bad pun: I am too cool to date. The amount of girlfriends I've had is ABSOLUTE ZERO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....









Fuck you guys....

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19-09-2014, 08:39 PM
RE: I love you Ferdy :heart:
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19-09-2014, 08:40 PM (This post was last modified: 19-09-2014 08:46 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: I love you Ferdy
Get a room, Cyrano.

There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. -Camus
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19-09-2014, 08:40 PM
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(19-09-2014 08:39 PM)Logisch Wrote:  [Image: 364416.gif]

Rolleyes

Tongue

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19-09-2014, 08:41 PM
RE: I love you Ferdy
(19-09-2014 08:40 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Get a room.

This is in the right section, right? Tongue

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19-09-2014, 08:44 PM
RE: I love you Ferdy
HAHAHAHA SHIT. THIS IS GREAT. Weeping Heart
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19-09-2014, 08:52 PM
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(19-09-2014 08:44 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  HAHAHAHA SHIT. THIS IS GREAT. Weeping Heart

See I knew I would get hated on!

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19-09-2014, 08:55 PM
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(19-09-2014 08:52 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(19-09-2014 08:44 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  HAHAHAHA SHIT. THIS IS GREAT. Weeping Heart

See I knew I would get hated on!

More like pitied.

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19-09-2014, 08:56 PM
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(19-09-2014 08:55 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(19-09-2014 08:52 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  See I knew I would get hated on!

More like pitied.

Of course. Anyone wanting to spend a life with me obviously deserves pity. Weeping
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19-09-2014, 08:59 PM
RE: I love you Ferdy
(19-09-2014 08:56 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(19-09-2014 08:55 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  More like pitied.

Of course. Anyone wanting to spend a life with me obviously deserves pity. Weeping

No, I don't deserve pity. I deserve fucking sainthood Tongue

You can be my reward, if ya want to be.Heart

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