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24-09-2014, 03:51 AM
I love you too, Ferdy
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Ferdinand so much, I had all the pictures of her ass
>I pray to Ferdinand every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
>"Ferdinand is love," I say. "Ferdinand is life."
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Ferdinand
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Ferdinand
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear, "Prepare your anus."
>She grabs me with her powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Ferdinand
>She penetrates my butthole with her fist
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Ferdinand
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Ferdinand
>She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Ferdinand looks him straight in the eye and says, "You're a bitch."
>Ferdinand leaves through my window
>Ferdinand is love, Ferdinand is life


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24-09-2014, 03:52 AM
RE: I love you too, Ferdy
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24-09-2014, 04:13 AM
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24-09-2014, 04:23 AM
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24-09-2014, 05:06 AM
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I should know better than to click on any thread that says I love you Ferdy.... No
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24-09-2014, 01:36 PM
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HAHAHAHA FUCKING JESUS CHRIST. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. SHIT. I AM CRYING. YES. MY DREAMS OF FISTING VOSUR ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO MATERIALIZING.
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24-09-2014, 01:39 PM
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"Prepare your anus" roflmfao Heart my life will be complete if someone makes a part 2

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24-09-2014, 01:41 PM
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tfw I am actually better than Shrek and Vosur fantasizes about my hand up his butt.

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24-09-2014, 01:42 PM
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(24-09-2014 01:39 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  "Prepare your anus" roflmfao Heart my life will be complete if someone makes a part 2

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24-09-2014, 01:44 PM
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